COCKADOODLE-DON'T

A fine girl that you think about being intimate with ALL the time but the negatives of doing so could far out weigh the positives.
ie; venereal disease, best friends wife, your boss, midget, reputation for being a clingy psycho, convicted violent felon, under-age, fat, it could break up the band.

I think I could have fucked my bosses 17 year old daughter but she is a cockadoodle-don't!

COCKADOODLE-DON'T by Dill-pickle February 26, 2009

cockamanian 

A thin plasticized transfer or a decal from a thick piece of paper to the skin. Water was used to soften the decal. A word used in the 1930's and 1940's.
[cockamamie}

The cockamanian looks like a tattoo on your skin. Of course, it is only temporary.

cockamanian by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

Cockamania

Completely irrational, unfounded, baseless, chaotic, disorganized, catostraphic, and/or delusional idea, thought, or plan.

What you guys are suggesting is complete cockamania.

Cockamania by Buff Edwards May 10, 2018

Cockapotamus 

A fictional character that delights and entertains children and adults a like with song and dance, appearance is modest with a hippo head and the body of a rooster. People can not get enough of this timeless character.

The children laughed when the Cockapotamus stood on its head.

Cockapotamus by What,Is,Love January 7, 2019

Cockadumptios

Cock is dumptious

Mmmmm cockadumptios

Cockadumptios by Cockadumptios June 19, 2020

Kayaking Down The Cockamamie 

The most ridiculous, interesting, and amazingly hard to explain thing you can do while high.

Mum: Where were you last night?

Sam: I was kayaking down the cockamamie.

Kayaking Down The Cockamamie by Sam-bagging July 1, 2011

cockaroach

Yeah, Scarface!
Dante -- It is not misspelled, ya'll do need to use a dictionary.

cockaroach

cock·a·roach (kókə·roch)

Used informally in Hawaii as a transitive verb meaning; steal, to steal something, or take something away surreptitiously

@ encarta.msn.com/dictionary_561535774/cockaroach.html

...and show some respect for new urbanites!

Only a tourist would cockaroach sacred lava rocks.

cockaroach by burneggroll June 15, 2010