Cockwomble

An overly officious oaf or spiteful person.

Someone who takes great delight in the misery of others by being deliberately obtuse and ignorant.

"I couldn't get into the nightclub. That cockwomble on the door said I didn't look like the photo on my ID card!"

"That cockwomble neighbour has let his dog shit on my lawn again!"

Cockwomble by Celebavari May 12, 2014

cockwomble

( noun) a person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or in appropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance

Jim- see that Trump on Tv saying not to worry about coronavirus

Bob -ya he’s a real cockwomble

cockwomble by spiddeer April 4, 2020

Cockwomble

An utterly worthless individual

David Cameron is nothing but a cockwomble

Cockwomble by Darmtoerist September 15, 2016

Cockwomble

A man who has sex with multiple woman but not at the same time. They usually have a long term partner & likes to pretend they're happy but really he's sticking his c**k in other women.

Did you hear about Philip? he's been a cockwomble again!
Oh fgs! Why can't he just be faithful to one person.
You know a cockwomble thinks with the wrong head!

Cockwomble by MyWordsAreMyOwn August 30, 2022

Cockwomble

The perfect word to describe Donald Trump.

"Donald Trump really does come out with some proper bollocks."

"The guy is an utter cockwomble."

Cockwomble by Larkham April 18, 2016

Cockwomble

See Justin Trudeau

Justin Trudeau is a cockwombling cockwomble Thundercunt

Cockwomble by Plug1234 March 7, 2022

Cockwamble 

A funny insult, when someone’s annoying you but u don’t wanna be too harsh

“Keegan stop acting like a cockwamble”

Cockwamble by 1TS M3 July 13, 2020