culk

Bulking and cutting at the same time (Gaining muscle while losing fat)

John has gone on a culk and has gained 10 pounds of lean muscle, while losing 15 pounds of fat

by Josh the squasher June 24, 2007

caulk the tub

To masturbate in the shower. To rub one out in the bathtub.

Those chicks at the gym were fucking HOT! I gotta go straight home and caulk the tub after that workout!

by Sheik Yerbuti January 31, 2007

Macaulay Culkin

noun; A person who was very popular, happy, and had tons of friends as a child but grew up alone and jobless. Usually ends up turning to drugs for comfort.

Friend 1: Remember that one kid from high school, Alex, I think? That kid was craaazy, we had some fun times with him!
Friend 2: Dude that kid was always the life of the party! What ever happened to him?
Friend 3: I saw him in the paper for possession of cocaine and marijuana.
Friend 2: Wow, what a Macaulay Culkin.

by Everyones Gay December 16, 2012

culking

Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.

You're gonna have to yell louder than that honey, they're culking.

by PAK65 July 9, 2011

CMUL

Crack Me Up Laughing. Used online only.

Matt: Bill fell off the horse and injured his pelvis in 6 different places.

Joe: CMUL!

by kkfn November 19, 2010

Fuckaulay Culkin

The act of shouting the word "Fuck!" and then placing your hands on your face and letting your mouth hang open.

Nick pulled a Fuckaulay Culkin when he saw that someone had stolen his moms car after he took it to go buy some pot.

by Shaakakaan July 23, 2011

Caulk Gun

When you are banging your woman from behind, pull out and cum on her ass like you are shooting a bead of caulk down the crack of her ass then lick your index finger and run it down her ass to smooth it out.

I gave my wife the caulk gun for her birthday.

by Starlta January 11, 2009