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I just got plowed by a closed semi last night!
by CD the EZ DZ May 29, 2019
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Closedverse Dramatica

An attempt to cash in on the Encyclopedia Dramatica craze of the late 2010s, where everyone and their grandma tried to get a page because they assumed that it was all in good fun when in reality the website served as a fanfiction archive for Gnarly's weird writing.

It fails to catch the charm the original Dramatica had, instead of satire and clever humor, it's just paragraphs of Gnarly's fanfics on people he doesn't like, often reusing the same slurs over and over ad nauseam, as if anyone over the age of 13 would be convinced or entertained by his hate boner slander.

Needless to say, none of the information on that site is even remotely accurate to reality.
Devin: Hey Stoney, Gnarly wrote a Closedverse Dramatica page on you.
Stoney: Wow. Gnarly sure has an active imagination.
by Opa Opa June 24, 2023
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closed eye visuals

Closed-Eye hallucinogenic effects caused by LSD , Shrooms , LSA , Salvia etc..

When the user closes there eyes they will see multi-colored patterns, shapes or images such as "A rainbow spiral of smiley faces "

Commonly the user will see a "rainbow" or "spectrum" of colors such as red, green, orange, yellow and blue.

The more mental power the user has over the substance the more they are able to manipulate there visuals.
After consuming two hits of acid I felt very euphoric. Within twenty minutes I had some really crazy closed eye visuals.
by chuckthefuk January 18, 2006
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closedverse

A gay social media site based on Miiverse that started as a parody of Openverse. It's only purpose is to show that you shouldn't put thousands of fed-up teenagers onto a website and let 10% of them be admins.
Oh Closedverse? That website goes down twice a day!
by OrphanedPixel February 15, 2018
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closed-minded

One who thinks that just because he hates it means everyone else should.
<closed-minded person> Dude, anime is gay. It's for Wapanese otakus who have nothing better to do than emulate Japanese culture.

<open-minded person> I just don't like anime.
by dj gs68 November 1, 2003
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A Closed Mouth Doesn't Get Fed

A saying popular among adults, which means if you do not open your mouth you will not get what it is you want.
Jane was too quiet at the birthday party, and when everyone got their food, she was last to get hers.

Mother came to Jane and said 'Why aren't you eating?'

Jane responded 'I do want to eat...'

Mother concluded, "A closed mouth doesn't get fed. Next time open your mouth."
by NIS April 26, 2013
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Closed Door Policy

1 Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.

2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.
I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.
by Security Wonk August 13, 2008
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