closet cosplay

A costume made up of clothing that was purchased or found in your closet. Involves little to no alteration of the clothing.

My Tifa costume was completely closet cosplay, but I made the armor myself.

by mellyb December 9, 2008

Cloomer

Cloom·er1
/ˈclo͞omər/
Individual who oversaturates the Clone Troopers from Star Wars, mostly known for their witty comments regarding the accuracy of imperial stormtroopers, as well as believing the Clone Wars TV Show is the best piece of Star Wars media.

"Dude, Tom is such a cloomer!"

by YourMom1234567891011 February 6, 2020

Closet weeb

Someone who avidly denies that they are a weeb even if they are one - may involve insulting other weebs to hide their own weebiness

"Hey zuke, are you a weeb"
"No, you are the weeb trash, I don't watch that garbage you weeb"
"but you do watch it, you closet weeb"

by andyforlaifu February 15, 2020

pools closed

An internet phenomenon associated with the '/b/' random section of the 4chan imageboard. The users of this section anonymously logged onto Habbo Hotel, and using avatars of black people clothed in suits, along with a large afro, blockaded the Hotel's pool from entry while shouting 'Pools closed' to users trying to enter.

The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.

Habbo Hotel User: 'Let me in the pool, you!'
/b/ user: 'Pools closed!'

by Teqonix September 7, 2008

That hit close to home

You often say this sentence to someone when you strongly relate with their problems because you more likely had this problem before or you still have it

Maria: I'm diagnosed with Depression and Anxiety
Julie: That hit close to home

by Kaivosguy11 May 23, 2020

Closet Freak

Someone who looks and acts innocent in public, but becomes a huge sexual freak behind closed doors.
The one you wouldn't suspect.

Kristy only ACTS like a goody two shoes. She's really a MAJOR Closet Freak.

by Clarissa To May 6, 2006

Close your eyes

What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.

*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.

by Jeramuse February 3, 2023