I'm going to the temple today to pay my respects to the almighty Clooner in exchange for a small amount of swag
by homsardo December 8, 2018
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by Abra2000 August 29, 2022
Get the Crooker mug.A lame stand-up comedian attempting to compensate for his weak material with excessive movement and exaggerated body language. After Dane Cook (1972 - when already?), awful comic.
Well, that was a waste of time...that guy had nothing. just a bunch of Dane Cookery. Didn't laugh once.
by sefos March 5, 2011
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Look at those hot chicks eating over at that corner table. They are going to cook up some nice turds with that pepperoni pizza. That's why we call them Turd Cookers.
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Get the Clonker mug.by washyourspaghetti June 11, 2019
Get the Cooker mug.Chooker = Chat Hooker: A girl that chats to guys in a bar in return for drinks or some other form of consideration or payment. It could be a pro, e.g. the girl that walks around bars selling shots and who chats as though she likes you for as long as you keep buying those shots. Or the amature that is simply on the look out for a cheap night and is willing to pretend to like you whilst you ply her with drinks.
My mate blew $300 on a chooker and the only thing he got up that night was the toilet lid and his guts!
by Deserter2.1 May 16, 2011
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