Another Year Closer!

It's my Birthday! It's your Birthday!

Well, tomorrow I'll be "Another Year Closer!" It's my Birthday!, It's my Birthday!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 11, 2021

sextra close

Form of Speech: Adjective
A distinction of proximity or relationship status with another departing from casual association to relations of a sexual nature. Often used interchangeably with "friends with benefits", but can be used to imply more intimate consociation.

Mrs. Jeffries: "So, are you and Professor Wilcox just friends or what?
Cassandra: "Well, we are really close, last night we got SEXTRA CLOSE, mhmm teeheehee pfft" * fart sound

by jordan lane August 19, 2009

clone troopers

Clone troopers were highly-trained soldiers in the Grand Army of the Republic, the armed forces of the Galactic Republic. Bred from the genetic template of the bounty hunter Jango Fett.

Send out a squad of clone troopers to investigate the area.

by Ottocon October 4, 2016

Closed Faptioning

Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.

Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Cloe

Cloe is the most amazing and beautiful girl ever. She has an amazing personality, a heart of gold and is really loving. She puts everyone else before herself. She can always bring a smile to your face in the most difficult times. She loves everyone dearly even if no one gives her love in return. She is a real cunny funt and likes to joke and be a smart ass. Her laid back personality and her positive attitude along with her gorgeousness makes her the best girlfriend ever. If you’re lucky enough to win her over always make time for her and show her love back.

Boy: holy shit have you seen that new girl
Girl: yeah that’s cloe, she’s in my hsie class, she’s a cunny funt

by Your boy❤️❤️ July 31, 2018

POOL'S CLOSED

The rallying cry of the brave /b/tards who protect habbos from AIDS-infested pools and protest against the racist mods and their quest to exterminate all nigra in the hotel.

Habbo: lol can i get in the bobbaing pool
Anonymous: POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS.

by AnonymousIsWatching August 11, 2006

Closed Species

When someone has the idea for a species then decides to make people pay them money in order to make their own.

Girl 1: Hey, check out this drawing I made of a dog/sushi hybrid!

Girl 2: Sorry, sushidogs are a closed species, you need to pay someone online $35 to draw your idea...

by Lemmy-Lo June 4, 2020