dialing coach

a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.

Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!

Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.

by notskinnyimsmallboned December 4, 2010

coach rogers

a stupid fucking idiot.

coach rogers is dumb.

by candon February 23, 2019

Coach-hole

A coach who is a total asshole.

We always lose because coach-hole sits his best goalie on the bench.

by hobrarian December 12, 2010

Coach C

Old perverted coach for elementary school that tickles and grasps the little girls but can serve up some hella good beef stew

Hey stop touching those little kids your'e pulling a Coach C!

by bvftsy5ygr November 30, 2017

coon coach

A car of a type popular with negroes. In Philadelphia, this would be a Crown Vic with a lift kit and absurdly large rims

See that car full of spooks with the spinning rims? That's a real coon coach

by George Washington Watermelon B April 23, 2015

Dating Coach

Someone, usually very narcissistic and patronizing, who charges lonely and desperate men large sums of money under the guise that they (the coach) can "magically" help the man pick up and attract women by giving advice. Dating coaches especially tend to favor uglier and weaker minded men as "clients".

A lot of the advice given by MOST dating coaches is not very effective (having the opposite results), and is likely to make the man come across as "creepy/stalkerish" or get the man into trouble. Some dating coaches even advise "begging" (ie pedestaling the woman to no return".

"I need a gf-so I am going to sign up for a dating coach"

by Not a Mangina April 19, 2018

big daddy coach

Somebody who don't play by the rules

Theo Geikas is such a Big Daddy Coach

by Big Daddy Coach in the Sky 123 June 10, 2016