Citation Needed

To be said aloud when you think you're being fed bullshit.
Can also be used when using hearsay as fact.

Stacey: OMG did you hear that Shanna is pregnant?!?!
Amy: Citation Needed
Emma: You got pwned

Amy: I heard Paul and Josie are going out now.. Citation needed.

by AmyWamyLamy November 24, 2010

Clitastrophe

When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.

GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.

BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.

BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!

EX. 2

<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>

GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!

GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!

by joecuervo March 21, 2004

Cuntatron

Someone who is such a cunt that the word means nothing to them this word however is much more powerful and will obliterate anyone the word is used against

“Fuck you and your whole degenerate family”
“Shut up you absolute cuntatron before I turn you inside out”

by DeezNutzGuyDonkeyFetusAliveAnd September 25, 2019

Citations

References to a body of work for which the author is credited. It's how you would determine the quality of, say, a piece of psychological literature.

Hym *buzzer noise* "WRONG!!! Just because you are trying to collectively deny me the credit half does not mean that you get to ignore the 'reference' half of the citations. To say that it is decent is to lie blatantly. It is objectively and quantifiably good. I also have people adopting my mode of being and banging your daughter and more famous than everyone. HAHAHAHAHA! OBJECTIVITY! It's great for when petty cowards try to deny you! How many references? How many citations? Do I have more than Dr. Buss? Do I have more than him? Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2022

Bill Clitton

The infamous American former commander-in-chief with such rip-roaring “raging whoremoans” that he possessed an insatiable craving for women’s “equatorial regions”.

Bill Clitton may have felt smugly self-satisfied and derisively-amused about all of his extramarital “triumphs”, but I'm guessing that his wife didn’t find the whole business one bit “Hillary-ous”.

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

Mashed Clitatoes

When your lover pets, licks, or fucks your clitoris so good that you bust your lady nut all over the place. Once your clit is throbbing and exhausted, it is considered mashed clitatoes. Then, turn it into a real feast by having your lover munch on those mashed clitatoes!

"Oh yeah baby give me those mashed clitatoes, you know daddy loves to eat!"

by guccipotatoes December 11, 2018

Citationeer

Citationeers are the kind of people who cry out for citations every time their point is being attacked for no good reason other than to overwhelm their opponent with a burden of proof instead of researching the information themselves.

T: I think traps are gay

Smartie pants: Where’s your proof? I see none so I guess you’re just shitposting and need to gtfo. I need this much scientific evidence for me to believe your claim otherwise you’re retarded and a burden to the smart individuals like I.
T: shit l, we got ourselves a fellow citationeer.

by SirWav May 28, 2018