Clinical Handshake

when a man/woman walks into a medical clinic, hospital, or nursing home and uses a comatose patient's hand to masturbate.

The best orgasm can be achieved through a Clinical Handshake.

clinical, hand, shake, clinic

by Blakers-29 May 29, 2012

Cling Bur

Knotted up ass hairs around an amalgam of fecal remnants and toilet paper. Similar to a dingle berry. Created over time from wiping action which knots the hairs.

I could barely wipe my ass today braaaahhhh. Got so many damn cling burrs down there. I need a pair of scissors to trim up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

clingits

Another word for testicles.

Your clingits are showing

by Sambooch January 10, 2008

Patsy Cline

A line of coke

Gonna snort a patsy cline

by ThePFTookMaSoul February 17, 2018

class-5 clinger

a person who has obtained the highest level of cling; one who clings at all costs.

The bitch we met at that party is a class-5 clinger and will not leave me alone.

by Danworth Norris July 4, 2006

clinge binge

To have sexual intercourse with many women in a short period of time

Johnny: Hey, what are you up to tonight?
Will: Going out for a clinge binge!
Johnny: Niceeee!

by IamSUPERhoe October 2, 2009

Clingin'

Holding on to; Carrying. Particularly used with currency. Prevalent in the Nottingham area of UK and the Midlands.

Guy 1: Ay-up mate! How's a visit to the local with me and Charlie?
Guy 2: I wish I could catch ya, but yesterday some dodgy chav pinched my wallet after fry-up.
Guy 1: Naff. How much do you suppose you were holding?
Guy 2: Peanuts mostly, bar I was clingin' a tenner in my side pouch.
Guy 1: Brilliant. a tenner is enough for a bevvy or two.
Guy 2: Forgive me, but I drained it on a cuppa for me and Harry this morning.
Guy 1: Shame. Give us a bell if you find a couple quid.
Guy 2: I'm easy, moreover BGT is on channel 23 tonight.

by JammyJonny September 10, 2016