Clinical

Something that is a typical example (or a 'textbook' example) of something such as a symptom of an illness (e.g. a runny nose & a high temperature) which often presented to a medical clinic is easily diagnosed. Clinical may be a synonym for 'textbook' or 'textbook case'.

An WOW addict quits playing because he determined it was ruining his life and a few weeks later begins heavily playing some other MMO game - That's Clinical - a clear example of (in this case) an addictive personality who needs help

by Christmas29 December 15, 2011

clinical

To be depressed, as in clinical depression.

She is so clinical today, do you think she's okay?

by TaraM May 26, 2005

clinical depression

The same exact thing as depression, but usually more severe. Fluffed up with the world 'clinical' to make the problem seem medical.

depressed person: im miserable

psychiatrist: oh no no no you have clinical depression

depressed person: fuck you who cares about your technicalities

psychiatrist: theres a totally different brain structure

depressed person: no there isnt you just made that up

psychiatrist: um...i dunno

by Shadow Creator October 27, 2007

Clinical Depression

A more severe branch of depression. It's also referred to as Major Depressive Disorder (MDD), or if even more severe and longer lasting, Chronic Major Depressive Disorder (C-MDD/CMDD)

normal person: I have clinical depression
a wise man named CORPSE: CLINICAL FUCKING DEPRESSION

by psychoticvoid January 12, 2021

clinical pizza oven

cremation oven- i.e. "retort"

next time i saw him was in the clinical pizza oven!

i flipped on the switch to incinerate my poor, dead dad; in the clinical pizza oven!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2011

Clinical Plushcanthropy

A condition in which the sufferer thinks they are turning into a plush toy or a doll like a Beanie Bopper and expresses desire to live like a typical doll or toy you would expect a little girl to have. Sometimes it reverts their mind to an immature or infantile state which makes them act like a toddler or a baby akin to infantilism.

Clive panted as he raved about how he felt he was turning into a teddy bear, he had Clinical Plushcanthropy and he had to be sent to the asylum.

by MM132 June 27, 2014

Clinical

the art of using non relevant facts that sound relatable to the subject, in order to mislead or deceive usually with out a directl lie so as to b gone by the time your called on it. False scamdoctored resultsmisleading information ,effort to make something bad seem good

Jack “Buy some ice cream! “. Jill “I cant fukwit the sugars. I got the beetys “(as in diabetes). Jack “yeah but u love ice cream everybody does. Look at all these people eating it and there fine??! Are all of these people wrong and are u trying to make us look stupid and crazy to all these people?” Jill” don’t try n pull that clinical shit on me bitch I can die from that. Y don’t u get your ass a job instead of spinning all that clinical garbage?”

Jack;(in stolen car) “bitch get in the car” Jill;”na, I know u jack im not trying to get cracked in a hot whip, I’m good”. Jack;” bitch this is my cousins car he let me borrow it so I could take u to-“ jill(cutting off jack -“quit playin games lying ass clinical bitch! If it’s your cousins why’s there a bandana over the steering Colum huh? Let’s see the name on the title which cousin was it? U got that title? If not try that clinical shit somewhere else. U got the title?” Jack”no....but” Jill”but nothing. That’s y I dropped u like deuces so deuces”

by H8ert1m3 May 31, 2020