clorch

Intercourse with a colostomy hole. Typical among inmates, and frequently discovered in the medical profession because of genital herpes virus infection around the abdominal opening.

After a session of clorching, the inmates relaxed and had a smoke.

by Med Student February 2, 2003

goolie-clencher

(Or, "ball clencher", "cheek clencher", or just "clencher" for short)

A bad or painful result. Similar to having one's goolies put in a vice. Can also mean a bad or painful result for someone else.

Glen: What's up dude?
Sandeep: My God. I followed our analyst recommendation and bought Enron bonds. They've just filed for Chapter 11 and there's no bid for the shit. I've just lost $35,000,000.
Glen: Wow, that is a Class A goolie-clencher. Think you'd better find a headhunter.

Mark: How did the Quantum Mechanics exam go?
John: Terrible. Question 2, you had to derive the magnetic moment of the electron from scratch!
Mark: WHAT? What a ball-clencher! That takes hours!

Duncan: Was that snotty kid we saw last year bowling his shite?
Josh: Yeah, first two balls I smacked him for six, and then the next one I drove it back over his head for four missing his head by about 2 inches ...
Duncan: Clench!

by mp666 March 4, 2010

clench

when one squeezes their ass cheeks together.

person 1: why does your ass look so toned?
person 2: im clenching my cheeks together.

by olaf the pimp December 14, 2006

clenching

To hold a shit in for a long time, especially when it's not an appropriate time to take a dump.

I've been clenching ever since I got to work.

by superhog May 24, 2006

Clenched penis

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie

Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"

by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016

Clecha

Schooled by them streets, street smart

Wasn't that smart streetwise until I went to the pinta and got clecha by the homies

by Paisa , Southsider Chicano September 16, 2021

fanny clenching

When a women watches either a really scary film or a bit in a film which has a tense or climatic part to it, tends to clench her fanny together tight from excitment and nerves. The women may also squeeze her thighs tighly and also her asre cheeks too.

' Oh my god i couldnt keep still watching that film, it was so fanny clenching'

by Carina Crolla May 13, 2005