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katie lavender

The most awesome and beautiful girl you could ever lay eyes on.
by Lhardy September 12, 2013
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Lavender

The most beautiful, talented, epic, awesome, and irresistible female on the face of the earth. Lavender is a name only worthy of those who have undying beauty, and unbelievable talent. So beautiful, in fact, men often have to fight over her totaly epic qualities.
"Lavender is so pretty... even prettier than that Olivia chick!"

"Hey, there goes Lavender, she's hella bomb to the core!"
by Kevin N. Hernandez August 27, 2013
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Touch of the Lavender

Used to imply that a man may be a homosexual.
Badly dressed man describing very well dressed and groomed man:

"Oh that one has a touch of the lavender about him".
by aussieoy December 20, 2008
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Lavender Town Syndrome

When Pokemon Red and Green were released,there were some things that kids would do after hearing the Lavender Town Theme.What happened were these: Obstructive sleep apnea, severe migraines, otorrhagia, tinnitus.
General irritability, insomnia, addiction to videogame, nosebleeds. Developed into violent streaks against others and eventually himself.
Cluster headaches, irritability. Eventually took mixed painkillers.
Migraines, sluggish and slow behaviour, unresponsiveness. Developed into deafness, and went missing. Bodies discovered beside roads April 20 1996.
And a peak of deaths(Suicides)by kids ranging in ages 7-18
Children have died while hearing the Lavender Town Syndrome
by kokovo12 November 25, 2010
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Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP)

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.
Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.
by Stoolie November 25, 2014
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amanda lavender

A beautiful girl that has many admirers that she is not aware of, she is absolutely gorgeous and breathtaking, she is thick, she is pretty, she is athletic, usually playing softball or soccer, this girl is hard to get, and hard to keep, if u get a chance don’t screw it up, because she’ll make ur time worth it, her eyes, her smile, her life, it’s all perfect, she may have some bad flaws but everyone sees over them except her, because she is the definition of perfect
Amanda Lavender is all I want-CD
by U thought, lol July 8, 2018
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Clender

Derived from a botched spelling of calander, clender arose to be able to keep track of the number of women one picks up and the deeds performed with said woman.

The scoring is as follows: 1 point for a hookup, 2 points for oral, 3 pts for sex. If one sleeps with a woman, he only gets points for that, thus earning a 3.
Core and I picked up those two girls at Rock Lobster, brought em back to my place and did the deed thus earning 3 clender points each.
by Getz August 24, 2004
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