clasing

A jackass who likes cars

Josh reminds me of a clasing

by DarkFennix May 16, 2020

social closening

The feeling of having a close relationship to actresses/actors in porn videos in lieu of actual human contact

Since the pandemic started, I’ve been at home practicing social closening.

by Word-maven March 14, 2020

sausage caseing

adj, 1. someone of +35 years with wrinkled skin or a bad tan, who usualy has thining to no hair

that old dudes a sausage caseing.

by Dustin Ross May 29, 2007

natalie chaseling

Loves Javon

And Elijah’s hair
And pink
And is cool

Natalie chaseling

by Barbie is cool May 22, 2022

Chaseing a weasel

Jerking off. Lopeing a mule. Choaking a chicken.

I was chaseing my weasel while watching Madona give head.

by Dave December 11, 2003

closeting

The act of realizing that a very young girl is either very sexy or will be so you will wait till they are legal to fuck them.

Tom: Did you see Sally today?
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!

by jack or jake September 24, 2007

Clopening

Various parts of a Woman that a man does not know the actual name of.

I'm sorry Karen, your clopening is infected.

by Personality NOS December 13, 2019