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Carson

The guy that steals all the mints and cheese its
Bro 'bout to eat some cheese it's.

Shit they ran out
Carson
by Stove_PhD February 16, 2019
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Carson CA

A city in Los Angeles. It is next to Torrance, Compton, Long Beach and Wilmington. It is a developing city with nice restaurants and buildings, but it also has a lot of gangs/violence. It is made up of Black, Filipino, White, Hispanic and Samoan people mainly. Pirus and Crips fight in the city. Some gang areas are Stevenson, Victoria and Scott Park and streets off of 213-232
Dude 1: I'm from Carson CA
Dude 2: I wanna go there
Dude 1: We a lit city but its full of gangs some guy got murdered a couple blocks from my house
by caangelenocarson October 13, 2019
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jeremy clarkson'd

To pass a large number of vehicles at a high rate of speed across the yellow line with oncoming traffic bearing down.

Refers to Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's awesomely aggressive driving style.

The polar opposite of James May's driving style.
Guy: Why are you shaking?

Other Guy: Its from adrenaline. I just Jeremy Clarkson'd the hell out of like 15 people.

Guy: Nice!
by norelationtothestig November 13, 2011
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Carson

Carson is an amazing guy! he’s fun, funny, athletic, kind, caring, and cute as HELL!! you will never want to pass up being friends with him, cause you’ll regret it. he will tease you and try to make you laugh if he likes you, trust me. he’s a flirt, and he will fall in love with you till the day you die and he won’t ever cheat or anything, cause he’ll be too in love. he’s loyal as hell!!!
Hey, is that Carson!?
yeah, isn’t he amazing?!
YES!! but wait, he has a girlfriend doesn’t he?
yeah, and he’s loyal as HELL, good luck with that one.
by Pumkinmix214 August 25, 2018
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Carson

Jus a homie grabbin raw tiddies and vibin.
Oh shit it’s Da Nigga Carson
by CoochieConsumer nigga cheese December 1, 2019
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richard clarkson

Someone with auburn hair who frequently masturbates and and spreads the residue onto his pasty body.
It is also a famous sex position in which men try to fill a woman's holes while at the same time vomiting in each other's mouths. The men are preferably of German decent and are too of the auburn race. When finished it is customary to finish off the remaining vomit with a cool glass of beer while discussing the daily news and sport.
"They gave her a richard clarkson"

"What a richard clarkson"

"I finished in richard clarkson-esque fashion"
by funnyman23 September 23, 2009
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carson daly

A castrated spokesman for MTV shows like Total Request Live which are responsible for the dumbing down of America's youth.
Carson Daly is only popular for as long as he can continue kissing MTV's corporate behind for cash.
by AYB June 19, 2003
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