Clarinet

I don't know I've never heard one.

Band Director: Ok band from the beginning
After the song ends
Band Director: Clarinets are you even playing

by fermatata November 23, 2018

Clarinet

A long black pole that you suck, blow, and finger.

I play the clarinet

by Synthetic_Block August 22, 2018

Clarinet

One who plays the clarinet.

Wow, did you hear how good that clarinetist's solo was?!

by OfColor September 21, 2009

Clarinet

Literally the best instrument and God's gift to the marching band
any other instrument can go suck an egg
has the b e s t sound

so much better than every other instrument

God: We need the perfect instrument, one to rule over the rest.
Angel: May I present to you, the clarinet
Gad: *GASPS* its beautiful

by wootwootwootwootwoot March 12, 2019

Clarinet

A woodwind instrument common in Marching, Concert, and Jazz Bands. It's normally black with silver keys and can play very soprano notes.

She sucks at the sax, maybe she should go back to playing the Clarinet

by Kaytee P May 12, 2003

Clarinet

THE BEST INSTRUMENT EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*dabs*

-written by a clarinet

Clarinets are the best instruments ever!

by squidward333 January 10, 2019

Clarinetting

(Verb) The act of a white woman fellating a black man's penis, so called both because of the similarities between a black penis and a clarinet (long black and cylindrical) and the fact that traditionally homely white girls play the clarinet.

"When she told her parents she was going over to her boyfriends house to go Clarinetting, they had no idea she meant she was going to go suck her black boyfriends cock."

by FunnyjunkReposter September 14, 2012