Definitions by Goulet198

clarinet 

Old-time slang for penis, most popular in the 1920's. Currently still very popular in nursing homes and anywhere frequented by octogenarians.

Suck my Clarinet, Callahan!

clarinet by Goulet198 September 15, 2009

Callahan 

An elderly confused man, suffering from dementia. Reliving his glory days without realizing he is indeed much past his prime. Essentially any 80 year old who believes he is still capable of being a functioning member of society.

The orderlies at the Mohecan elderly home on fox news were quoted "These Callahans just don't realize how little they are capable of anymore. They're stuck in the past, believing they are still playing college football with their leather helmets."

Callahan by Goulet198 September 15, 2009