clamataurus

- A female who winks or speaks with her vagina.

"I'm A Hungry Hungry Clamataurus "

by Cowtrash666 April 20, 2009

clammato

A generic brand of Clamato (spelled clammato) is the drink of choice (as "blood") for a group of "vampires" on South Park in episode The Ungroundable

Let's pretend to be vampires and drink some clammato

by MKTazwat December 31, 2008

clamtown

Located amidst the southern mountains of Bethlehem, PA, it is a place that brings together the most ignorant individuals east of the Mississippi. Clamtown is conducive towards combining this ignorance with the vast number of 3s the area has to offer.

Mike: “Are we heading on up to clamtown this weekend?”
Eric: “I’m already there”

by Mayor; Clamtown, USA December 18, 2020

Calmatose

Being in a constant state of calm all or most hours of the day.
Can be applied but not limited to stoners, hippies and gurus.

Don't get all beat up about your day, just be calmatose

by DangRanger April 20, 2011

anti-clamatic

When an upskirt photo promising a clear view of genitals is too out of focus or low resolution to clearly make out the young woman's "Clam"

The Miley Cyrus uskirt pic was anti-clamatic.

by Hy Pyke June 18, 2010

clamarose

devil

I sence a clamarose nearby

by uendc09d41npij1vdnx`i0z9u-3syu October 17, 2018

Clamature Retraculation

to rapidly revoke a stupid, or otherwise regrettable comment almost immediately after it has been said. This act can be coupled with hasty cover ups or attempts to change the subject.

You: "hey man, did you hear about the Empire State Building getting destroyed in 911?"
Friend:"but it was the World Trade Center that go-"
You: "OH YEAH, I GOT CONFUSED, MY TONGUE TRIPPED, HEY ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL?"
Friend: "you my friend, just had a bad case of Clamature Retraculation"

by Max R. Bates February 26, 2011