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chupacabra sandwich

when you have a theesome with two ugly chicks. chupacabra sandwich was also a character on transformers "beast wars"
my favorite characer from beast wars was "chupacabra sandwich" when he destroyed the peaceful gnome people in megatrons ass
by j forshizzleness May 13, 2005
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El Chupacabra

A giant goat-blood sucking monster. It is sometimes called the Mexican bigfoot. He is slightly related to Vampires. It happens because of beastiality. dont let it happen to you!(if youre a vampire. like me.)

El Chupacabras are complete pimps. they kick ass.
Person 1: Holy shit look at that! El Chupacabra just banged four in a row! How is that possible!

Person 2: dude. He's a total pimp. c'mon.
by Tom the Ninja May 6, 2008
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chupacabara

Family Memeber who leeches off other family members all the time
Jack is straight chupacabra nowadays, its time to kick his ass out!!
by LAMER October 4, 2002
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chupacabra

Literally, "Goat-sucker." Typically a
Hispanic (Mexican, and Puerto Rican) story of a mythical, possibly alien beast (see "cryptozoology" and "cryptid") which ravages goats and sheep by sucking out their blood, usually through precisely incised points of exsanguination.

Alternately, someone involved in goat-sodomy (i.e. Devil-worship).
"The singer/actress Cher had photos of that chupacabra, John Ashcroft, so he couldn't prosecute her."
by Nicholas Meyler September 21, 2003
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Chupacabra

The chupacabra is a legendary mythical creature rumored to inhabit music festivals of the North Americas, from California to New England. Physical descriptions of the creature vary, but most witnesses have described them to be older semi attractive females often wildly intoxicated at music festivals usually only seen after dusk. This species can be quite dangerous, and cunning, often able to abduct young men from their group, isolate them, and devour them, usually by sucking their blood. It is purportedly a heavy creature, usually a white middle aged woman, although there have been reports of chupacabra behavior within almost all ethnicities. The chupacabra is usually only identified retrospectively, in the evening hours, when a male member of a group is reported missing. His friends realize that the last time he was seen was with an aggressive woman, spilling alcohol all over herself, foaming at the mouth and slurring her speech, who led him away, never to be seen again. These are the tactics used by the chupacabra.

Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as 1985 at a Grateful Dead concert in Michigan, and have since been reported as far north as Maine, and more recently at Coachella as well as Austin City Limits, but many of the reports have been disregarded as uncorroborated or lacking evidence. Biologists and wildlife management officials view the chupacabra as a contemporary legend.
"Dude, what happened to Dave? Oh no! I think he got snatched by a chupacabra!"

"Hey man I'd watch it, that chick is definitely a chupacabra, let's steer clear"
by Johnny Nitelife April 7, 2014
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El Chupacabras

a blood sucking creature, alian looking, that sucks the blood out of the cows,goats,chickens and other farm animals or animals that it finds. The whole chupacrabra mystery dissapered many years ago, it was all a lied. Some stories were in centarl america others in some islands of the caribean, did it swim?
El chupacrabras. The suckgoat.
by outlast October 14, 2003
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chupacabras

Spanish word meaning, literally: "goat sucker".
Can also be used as an insult.
Jose: " What happened to the flock man?"
Paco: " I think it was a chupacabras bro."
by mook December 24, 2004
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