chimmer

A mythical creature that was created by a 10 year old and is also the name of a xbox account.

Yo chimmer your so sexy

by Michael Chimmer Lovera August 5, 2016

cummer

when a tweet blows up

phrase made popular by twitter user @laswagna

Dude that tweet was such a cummer!
Yeah fr dude it got 107k likes

by stormyluna March 15, 2021

Cummer's Remorse

that feeling you get after you achieve an orgasm, by doing something that you are not proud of, and damn sure wouldn't tell your friends about. Its sort of like buyer's remorse only you can't return the shame...

"I had cummer's remorse like a motherfucker after I smashed that fat chick"
"I bet Joe had cummer's remorse after that blowski he got from Bill."

by BIG SMIT October 13, 2009

repeat cummer

A guy that ejaculates more than once during a sexual act. Usually at least 3 times. With the sex act able to last a long time. It's great for women who never get enough penile penetration or love cum.

Man - I'm cumming... Hey I'm not done yet, get that pussy back here.
Woman - Not done yet? That's so hot, oh my god in my 30 years I've never had a repeat cummer! I'm so glad I met you. Come fuck me some more...

by MrEverlast June 20, 2016

Chumberlai

noun. A popular drink among the idle and downtrodden youth of Colombia. The drink consists of Varsol (for a description of Varsol see http://www.exxonmobilchemical.com/Public_Products/Fluids/Aliphatics/Worldwide/Grades_and_Datasheets/Fluids_Aliphatics_VarsolNaphtha_Grades_WW.asp)and Colombiana (the national soft drink of Colombia) usually in a 2:1 ratio. Before mixing, the Varsol is set en flambe to eliminate any impurities and its toxic components. Chumberlai should be consumed at your own risk. Statistics show that excessive consumption of Chumberlai results in a rapid transition from sober to death. For extra potency, Cunberlai can be administered rectally via a plastic funnel, but this practice almost certainly results in death without a hangover. All-in-all, Chumberlai is recommended only for suicidal candidates.

Don Carlo decided to spice up the party with a Chumberlai funnel. He didn't make it.

by Don Carlo March 10, 2009

Chammered

To become extremely drunk, or hammered, off of massive amounts of champagne consumption. Sometimes referred to as the "champagne campaign." Typically associated with a happy drunk feeling that results in fuzzy memories from the night before which require re-living through review of facebook photos, tweets and text messages. Typically more subdued than getting crunk

Oh girl, you got chammered last night and hooked up with that one guy we told you not to." Or, "It's time to celebrate, I'm going to get so chammered tonight.

by BubblyOverDrinker September 2, 2010

double cummer

When you cum twice in a surprisingly short amount of time, to everyone's surprise.

"Little Ryan spread a double cummer onto Santa's cookies, so he didn't get any presents this year. The next morning, he said he was simply providing the icing."

by CigarEscobar February 14, 2017