chuckold

Cuckold historically referred to a husband with an adulterous wife and is still often used with this meaning.

In evolutionary biology, the term cuckold is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.

Since the 1990s, the term has also been widely used to refer to a sexual fetish in which the fetishist is stimulated by their committed partner choosing to have sex with someone else.

Sally is fucking everyone, and her chuckold husband Dave is OK with it.

Larry is a chuckold and he is clueless.

by Osiris2 February 24, 2014

Chucknology

The study of Chuck Norris.

Chucknology should be taught to children worldwide.

by The Master E March 3, 2009

Chucklol

The act of chuckling or giggling after reading an instant message. Most often, the instant message will contain a joke which isn't to the point of being absolutely hilarious, or a joke which barely makes sense.

The chucklol is one tier higher than the lol, which typically results in no laughing whatsoever, but one tier lower than the literalol, which results in a full-fledged laugh.

Flex Plexico: "What do a lion, a zebra, and a bear all have in common?"

Dr. Duncan Steele: "What?"

Flex Plexico: "They're both marsupials."

Dr. Duncan Steele: "Chucklol"

by Leviathan the Massive January 23, 2011

Chucknormous

big and tough (adj)
describes someone who is as tough as Chuck Norris and enormous

"That guy was chucknormous so I didn't mess with him!"

by Dogwood October 16, 2012

chucknorrisuarisrex

The reason the dinosuars went extinct. Widely believed to be the biggest land animal of all time

"RUN A chucknorrisuarisrex"!

by roflcoptor October 1, 2007

CHUCKNUT

Shit collects in small round pellets in ass hair and becomes handy projectile when harvested.

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

chucko

Used when one is shitfaced and trying to talk to a friend, for example shithead.

Hey chucko, heard you stayed in last night you little cum drip.

by Robbie October 21, 2004