Chrising

The art of being of bum.

1: "Want to come to the mall?"
2: "Nah, man got to jam with my band."
3: "Yo, chrising it up!"

by TomJeff December 30, 2011

Chrissing

When 2 Chris's come together for gay man sex.

Ron: "Where's Christian and Christopher? "
Jon: "Oh they're Chrissing right now."
Ron: "hope they're using condoms, faggets"

by InYourGirl October 10, 2015

Chrissing

Taking slight offense to lighthearted jokes from peers and retaliating with utmost spite

A- Dude are you a homophobe?
B- Ay do you, like, look up insults online or someshit
C- He's chrissing again

by Drew_ghs November 3, 2017

Chrissing

The act of listening to other people have sex, especially without their knowledge or consent

"I heard a couple really going at it over there in that block flats, I think it's a great Chrissing spot"

by Jazzcrime July 23, 2018

Chrissing

Giving oral pleasure to a person

Oh man jessica was chrissing me well

I heard tom chirssed a guy yesterday

by john welmer November 8, 2018

Chrising

When someone agrees to plans with friends or co workers, but backs out the day of scheduled events.

“Hey man, you all packed for hunting today?”

“No sorry I picked up some OT I forgot to tell you”

“Cmon, stop Chrising and grab your tent”

by Adam island man December 14, 2019

chrising

the action of one person sending another person a photo of chris sturniolo in a black crop tank top and dangly earrings from a tik tok video, commonly with the intention to prank them

“oh my god! maddy just replied to me again, i hope she’s not chrising me.”

by whiteobama420 April 18, 2022