Chodie

Adjective;

Describing a person who is oblivious and optimistic about the most mediocre circumstances.

Coworker: "Boy, I'm fired up about cranking out this paperwork today! Can we just get this day started already?!"

Me: "It's unreal how chodie you are."

by Chodie Garner August 14, 2017

Chokies

A football team from Southwest Va. that year in and year out, inevitably will have a great season, and then shit the bed in their bowl game.

The chokies blew it again in January cause they cant focus.

by Fallout Walt January 20, 2008

chofter

Chofter (n.) one who chofts; the act of doing vaguely creepy, socially-incompetant and sexually-inappropriate things in public places. The chofter is characterized by vastly failing personal hygene, a wardrobe memorializing decades past, attempts at overly-permissive conversations with women much younger than him, usually sales clerks, waitresses, library attendants and others who, by professional standards must address even the most contemptible individuals tactfully. He is prone to masturbate in public, in internet cafes, or public urinals while fantasizing over non-mainstream fetish photos, like female bodybuilding or ball-stretching. Related words: choftish (adj), choftery (n.), chofterly (adv.)

"Hey that chofter in the corner is beating off to pubic hair-dying pictures again. Will you please call him a police escort."

by Portmanteau June 10, 2008

chonies

underpants

Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradley. Take your chonies y los manden a me.

by Not the only one but the best July 11, 2011

chodie

A big fat frog lookin hoe

"Chodie's lookin pretty chode like today"

by RaePiste69 March 10, 2020

Choffed

Adj., To be intoxicated, particularly within a park.

Yo bro, wanna go to the park and get choffed tomorrow?

by choffedinBanchoff March 30, 2011

Chokies

The chokies are a university from Blacksburg, Virginia. In every sport not just football they choke. When the chokies need to win a game, whether its a playoff or its a bowl game they choke.

Wisconsin in basketball lost in the last 10 sec. Chokies lost 72-74
Last year in football against Boston College, Chokies lost 10-14
2006 Chick Fla Peach Bowl Chokies lost 24-31
2005 ACC championship game against FSU
Chokies lost 22-27
2004, against NC STATE in football
chokies lost 16-17
These are just some examples, they are many many more

by John Francis Berry December 20, 2008