Cheffy

When someone goes through a 30 pack of Easy-Mac in less than 2 weeks, then proceeds to make Chef-Boyardee Mac & Cheese only to stink up the room like bacon and shit.

Yo Cheffy, what the fuck is that smell?, Oh man nothing i ran out of Easy-Mac so im making Chef-Boyardee instead.

by supmannothinchillin June 6, 2009

choffee

Add hot chocolate packet (preferably hot chocolate with marshmallows) to coffee then sweeten to taste and add milk or cream. Term used by Andre Campbell since 1996.

choffee,chofee

by dremon April 30, 2010

choff

verb - to react viciously in anger quickly without thinking
noun - one who reacts viciously in anger quickly without thinking

I read the first line of her email and choffed the shit out of her with the reply! Then, I realized I took the first sentence completely out of context. I should have read the rest of the email instead of being a fucking choff!

I was trying to explain I was late because I got in a car accident but my boss choffed the fuck out of me before I could even get a word in... What a choff!

by Sick Of Choff November 14, 2014

Onky Choff

To perform oral sex. Originates from the words 'onk' and 'choff' which have the same meaning.

'Phworrr! Look at her, I wouldn't say no to an Onky Choff'

On arriving in Spain or Ibiza 'Hurry up Pedro, I've got to get to bar Onky Choff!'

by Growey February 20, 2011

chuffy

A 49 year old train driver who wears a train drivers hat, has a moustash and is Big G's imaginary friend.

here comes chuffy in his train. Look Waj is having lessions.

by waj January 15, 2004

cheffy

cheffy is the name given to a boy who behaves like your friend one minute and then acts like a disgusting cunt the next . the use innopropriate language and often present vile sexual advances.

cheffy: hey ! <3 how has your day been ? xx

friend: hiya , its been good lol !<3 x what have you been up to ?

cheffy: smashing your back doors in is what ive been doing ;-)

friend:ugh you make my skin crawl you pathetic cunt sort your life out .

by cuntbreath July 1, 2011

Choff

noun. (1) One who is unrefined in the social realm. (2) An unrefined individual suffering from social retardation. (3) Usually suffers from early age male pattern baldness, displays a wide variety of creepy and uncomfortable smiles, has an overblown sense of baseball talent, suffers from extreme scoliosis, constantly tells untimely and distasteful jokes, and has a general lack of understanding of social situations. (See: Faggot)

(1) Hot Girl: "Are you guys gonna clean that up" Choff: "Why dont you do it yourself, bitch" (insert creepy smile).

(2) Person 1: "What did you do to that girl last night?" Person 2: "Nothing, I totally choff'ed".

by DJ Choff September 29, 2013