chodus

roommate who eats ballsacks and occasionally smokes the pole

hey chodus, stop eating cock

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

chodus

chodus is the defenition of Sam's cock!
Small and square!

The thing at the lower part of Sams body

by Chris Lloyd July 9, 2003

chodus

Slang for the part of the skin between the male testicles and the anus.

I rub my chodus when im jackin off, helps me cum better.

by sennan August 5, 2003

Chodus

A real dickhead

My baby's mommas orbiter is a chodus

by Freespirit September 6, 2014

Chodus

A penis which is as wide as it is long

I pulled a bird on the weekend but when she saw my chodus she laughed and left.

by Poojabba January 29, 2021

Chodism

A disease that women catch that make their lower body twice as large as their upper body and stay under 5'2. The disease makes the victims nipples weird or deformed. It also causes them to be hipsters and deny it at all cost. Chode people or chodes as they are usually called can be spotted in skinny jeans that don't fit so when they stand up from lying on a couch their ass hangs out.

Mark: Dude, that girl is so unproportionate she is a chode.

Scott: Ya i know she must have weird fucking nipples too.

Mark: It's a sham she suffers from Chodism.

by Ur. average gay dude. April 1, 2011

Chodista

Chode officianado.

That guy knows his chode. He's def a chodista!

by Readux August 21, 2019