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Christostopher

A tried and true nickname for Chris. However this nickname may only be bestowed on a Chris is who is a femboy. You know who you are.
Lin: it’s Christostopher!!
Chai: wha??
Lin: Yknow since he’s a femboy
Chai: aahhhh
by THE GREAT BUSH January 24, 2023
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Christos

Christos is a boy that gets fucked by donkeys and squirrels. He also likes to lick.
Hide your squirrels Christos is coming
by Stamatopoulos November 27, 2018
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Christosaurus

Christosaurus is the reincarnation of the one true savior of the interwebs, Raptorjesus. An excerpt from his teachings would look something like this.

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On the final day of the Christozoic period Christosaurus did pwn all evil left in the world. With one swift movement of his rather undersized arm he did destroy the last cave n00b. With a sickening crunch he quickly disposed of the corpse by simply gesturing towards it with his magnificent claw and exclaiming "THE GAME" the corpse proceeded to flip the fuck out and exclaim that it had lost. Then Christosaurus did take the last dino-nap of the Christozoic period.
Friend 1: Dude you so owned that guy!

Friend 2: Yeah. Almost as awesome as what Christosaurus can do.
by FollowerofChristosaurus May 24, 2012
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Christos

The hottest and funniest man also has a huge cock also is half-asleep most the time or retarted.
"Look its Christos the retard"
by barbiefan123 May 24, 2021
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chestosterone

Female equivalent of testosterone. It's what makes women get violent on Saturday night outside a nightclub.

A variant is 'breastosterone'
As her heart pumped hard and the chestosterone coursed through her veins, Chantelle grabbed Chardonnay's hair and swung her spike-heeled shoe towards her victim's shin.
by JeanDePierre February 3, 2008
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chestosterone

The fluids that flow through a mans chesticles (or manly boobs) that make that man that more manly. Much like testosterone, the larger your chesticles, the more chestosterone you will produce.
Ray: Damn home boy, you got some damn large chesticles!
Dan: Boy, you just hating on my mad chestosterone.
Ray: WTF?
Dan: Its what serperates the men from the boys, bitch!
by nick. e December 8, 2007
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Christos

Christos' are usually shy, cute and sweet looking guys but their personality is self-centred, irresponsible, untrustworthy, dishonest and disrespectful. His name is Greek for Christ, so he has a tendency to behave superior/righteous in a modest way but don't be fooled by his modesty. A Christos has a way with words so don't be surprised if he is able to make you change your opinion, beliefs or even argument to his own.

Christos' lack empathy and sympathy, they aren't romantic or thoughtful, they seek benefits for their own satisfaction.

The name Christos has meaning of righteousness, virtuous, moral and good man. So if you meat a Christos be prepared that he thinks he is perfect and thinks he doesn't need to changing. His stubbornness will also be something different to overcome.
If you can change a Christos, you are one lucky person.
Christos why are you lying to yourself?
by Nikilonia May 25, 2021
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