fat crispy

A brand new 100 dollar bill.

I'm asking $120 but I'd let it go for a fat crispy.

by Cloudninemike October 21, 2014

hair by crispy

A racist hair dresser who gives you crispy and frazzled extensions and streaky highlights for $4000 And refuses for her or her clients to wear a mask in the middle of a global pandemic where millions have died

Why are all these tiktokers getting there hair done they all look the same im never letting Hair by crispy touch my hair

by Urbandictioner101 October 18, 2020

Crispycreampie

When you cream pie your sexual partner, they let the semen marinate in there ass or vagina over night until it’s crispy.

I totally should have showered last night, my pus is a crispycreampie...

by Crispycreampie October 4, 2019

Crispy Richard

A Crispy Richard is when a fried chicken leg is stuck up someone's butt-hole and when it is pulled out, the meat is gone and only the bone comes out.

Ben got a bucket of fried chicken and gave his girlfriend a Crispy Richard in his hatchback Accord last night.

by dance-milk January 11, 2009

crispy x

A word used to describe something excellent, originating from indie legend Miles Peter Kane. Typically followed by and 'X', it can be applied to nearly every situation.

"Its a crispy morning x"
"Looking good, feeling crispy x"
"That is some crispy water x"

by crispy123 December 28, 2018

Crispy Boy

An overly affectionate name used to describe a bottle of Bud Light

Hey Gissell, toss me a crispy boy before I start this rad game of corn hole.

by Mr Smeed September 27, 2017

Goat-Crispy

Well done, over-the-top in a good way.

Bob's meticulously restored vintage car is the goat-crispy!

by ThePeoplesLanguage May 12, 2015