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by pwnageddd June 15, 2009

choadmonger

1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.

That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger

by El pene January 23, 2003

choach

Noun. A woman's vagina, or the activity of "getting a piece".

Made famous by Rex Herold.

"I got me some choach last night."

"I'm heading home to get some choach!"

by Boonaloo May 23, 2016

Choad Hawk

When you drag you scrotum and shaft over someones head from front to back after a day or two of not showering or a day of strenuous activities. The sweat/funk converts to "gel" leaving a slight mohawk if hair is under two inches long.

My friend wanted a "stylish" hair do, so I waited til he passed out and gave this fool a Choad Hawk.

by TenFold July 18, 2009

choadiepreneur

To buy and sell junk or the act of being really cheap.

Ex 1: That guy is a choadiepreneur...he's been going to the junkyard and rippin krusty carbs off old cars and sellin them online. Preneu'n hardcore!

Ex 2: Man, I don't pay for roadside trash pickup! I just dump my garbage in my neighbors cans after they put them out by the road! Preneu that!

by Randy Macho Man Savage August 24, 2008

choadstool

(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.

That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.

by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009

Choado Baggins

A hobbit with a penis wider than it is long. Is the "master of the ring".

"Wait up Mr. Choado!"

by Samwide the Tiger December 3, 2003