chevrolet 

the most overrated truck brand. they have engine ticking, oil leaks, cracked valves, transmission problems, etc. and every teenager wants one

jayden: my 01 silverado's silenoid is fucked
me: thats why chevrolet sucks
jayden: jacob stfu im not buying a ford
me: ford is just american toyota. i have a 95 ford windstar with 350K miles in my yard and it's still running strong

ford is better

chevrolet by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 3, 2024

chevrolet movie theater 

A car produced in limited runs from 1972-1975. Modeled after a Chevrolet G30 Beauville, built stock with a monocoque chassis and a 4.1L Inline 6 block, manual 4 speed transmission and RWD. Stock equipped with a turbo and plush interior made from suede and leathers from alligator and crocodile, as well as sheep and deer leathers. Standard package equipped with a dolby surround sound system, manual projector, and screen against the driver side pillar wall. Couch style seating for 8 across from the screen. MSRP starting ~$21,800

Interior crocodile, alligator. I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

chevrolet movie theater by SeniorShizzle December 13, 2012

Chevrolet Equinox 

One of the all-time greatest SUVs by Chevrolet, especially the second gen (2010-2015) and third gen (2016-2017). It features an optional fuel efficient 2.4 liter Ecotec inline-4 and a more powerful 3.6 liter Ecotec V-6. Both engine options feature an organized layout and DI (Direct injection) fuel injectors. This vehicle also features more leg room and cargo room than you might think. All trim levels come standard with remote start on the key fob. The LTZ model, later changed to "Premier" nameplate in 2016 for the third gen includes a stylish finish with chrome trim placement, stylish interior, tri-coat paint finish, remote-push rear liftgate, easy-to-use infotainment center, Bluetooth connectivity, and more modern conveniences. Although the highest trim level offers more, base models still maintain a sharp look and safety features all-round. There is one issue in particular with 2010-2013 model year Equinox and that is increased oil consumption. General Motors recalled this issue soon after in 2014 and can be treated under warranty. If you are looking for reliability, comfort, safety, cargo room, and efficiency, the Equinox is your token.

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Joseph: "...So anyway, what car is your mind set on?"
Dave: "I would like a Chevrolet Equinox for my wife and kids."
Joseph: "Good for families on a budget!"

Chevrolet Equinox by ChevyEquinox December 2, 2020

Chevrolet Suburban 

A large vehicle manufactured by Chevrolet of GM that is often used by men to compensate for small penis size due to its price tag and size.

Tiny Dick Dale,who lives down the road,owns a Chevrolet Suburban.

Chevrolet Suburban by That guy,you know,him June 14, 2014

Chevrolet Prizm 

A car otherwise seen as a Toyota Corolla, but with Chevrolet's bowtie badge on it. Prizms, made by Toyota for Chevrolet, were no longer produced after the year of 2002. The car is entirely made by Toyota except for some minor interior design done by Chevrolet. 2002 Toyota Corollas and Chevy Prizms are equipped with a 4-cylinder, approximetly 125 Hp, 16 Valve VVT-i engine. A Varible Valve Timing Intelligent engine, seen in some of today's newer and more popular vehicles.

I myself own a Chevrolet Prizm, and yes I get a lot of crap from my friends for owning a "notta real Chevy" but it is a very reliable car. And I give Chevy credit because they noticed that Toyota had a reliable car (Corolla) that they could put their name on and sell for less. But for a Corolla my car really boots for what it is, and I've raced cars in my own class and have come out the winner. Chevy Prizms are not bad cars.

Dave: "Look at that car."
Nick: "Yeah, it's a Toyota Corolla."
Dave: "It's a Chevrolet Prizm."
Nick: "Same thing.."

Chevrolet Prizm by Jenn Who, Jenn Jones May 8, 2007

Chevrolet Blazer 

A very realiable compact SUV if you treat it right. The guy saying all that shit about it is just wrong, that is fucking bullshit man, he just probably doesn't know shit about taking care of a vehicle. chevy blazers kick ass. Whatever case is dismissed (throws mallet across the room while security guard wears star sunglasses). Partys are excused you may step out. Thank You.

my Chevrolet Blazer is just fucking awesome

Chevrolet Blazer by MYNAMEIST February 10, 2007

Chevrolet Lumina 

Midsize sedan produced by Chevrolet between 1990 and 2000. Intended to compete directly with the Ford Taurus and Japanese rivals Toyota Camry and the Honda Accord.

Several notable models include the Z34(coupe), 'Euro/Euro 3.4' (coupe/sedan) and the LTZ (sedan).

In 2000, the Lumina was discontinued due to withering sales and Chevy's introduction of a re-born Impala.

Chevy scored with the Lumina

Chevrolet Lumina by mrenigma August 2, 2004