camsturbate

camsturbate mean to jack off with your JO buddies and blow your load while film-sharing it.

When I'm in the mood, I camsturbate with some of my cadet friends!

by USAF Cadet July 11, 2021

Chasturbate

To jerk off or sexually please the chassis of a car.

I watched Joe Chasturbate all night long to Mia Khalifa.

by Ballslover719733 January 2, 2022

Clasturbate

v. when you have the guts to masturbate during class

there for, masturbation mixed with class

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Jax clasturbate during history today?
Girl 2: No, did he finish off?

by ntx confessions January 31, 2014

Crysturbate

Depressed masturbating that results in crying from being so lonely.

Richard was so lonely, yet so horny, he would crysturbate himself to sleep

by meggymc October 27, 2017

Crysturbate

Being so depressed with any aspect of your life, normally your love life, that you cry before, during, or after masturbating alone in your room.

After getting turned down on Valentine's day, Greg went home and crysturbated the night away.

by Blind idiot February 15, 2018

Chasterbate

Produce sexual orgasm by manual stimulation of genitals in a
deliberatly detached and non-overtly sexual manner.

Chasterbation
Chasterbatory

"I was horney as hell but the wife was having none-of-it so
I decided to surreptitiously chasterbate after I thought she
was asleep."

"It is my opinion that chasterbation and T.V. watching are
closely related activities."

"The inventor of Chasterbatory toys would make a fortune
selling them for use at sperm banks and other places where
the clinical production of fresh sperm samples is required."

by Sean the Snorf Dude September 14, 2008

crysturbate

|krīstərˌbāt|
verb no obj.
stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure while using one's own tears for lubrication.

After Genevieve left him for a bookkeeper, Alfred's crushing loneliness led him to crysturbate until his eyes were dry and his wiener chafed.

by godfred zigfried May 6, 2014