cheeso

Old pikey word for "Shut up" or "Keep quiet"

Farmer: I don't know where all my firewood has gone!
Pikey Son: Dad, isn't that the wood you sto-
Pikey Dad: CHEESO!

by Trampikey and Goldie! June 28, 2005

Cheeseonomic

Relating to great value dairy products, especially cheeses.

300g of cheddar for £1? That's really cheeseonomic.

The wine was quite expensive, but there were some good cheeseonomics at play.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 5, 2006

Cheesemonkey

Derogatory; affectionate. A person who enjoys tacky, cheesy, kitschy, saccharine or niche art and/or humour and is considered, by the speaker, to be naive. Unhip. Geeky.

Jack: "Have you heard The Bad Plus' version of Everybody Wants to Rule the World?"
Jill: "You are such a cheesemonkey."

by A Harrow March 15, 2015

Cheesography

The study of cheese

Hey what do study in university?

Cheeseography

by Hugo January 24, 2004

Cheesemosis

When you consume a magnitude of cheese in one sitting usually resulting in a cheese coma or cheese headache and shame.

"Dude, I've ate 10 Grilled Cheeses! Got serious Cheesemosis going on!"

by The left nut of Donkey Kong May 1, 2018

Cheesemonkey

A very clever monkey who lives in a cave of cheeseburgers, has cheesemonkey farms in Illinois next to walmart, is danish, and hates George W. Bush for eating 2 monkeys and refusing to pay.

cheeto penis envy

im a piece of cheesemonkey - ness! YO

by Sally Jingle Tush March 6, 2008

Cheeseout

A night in which unreasonable amount cheese and alcohol is consumed, and the aim is to locate mischevious activity.

'We wanted to go out, but nothing was on, so we got drunk.. and something was on! CHEESEOUT SUCCESS!'
'Don't turn a cheeseout into a cheesemare'
'Are you okay man you look trashed!' 'I wen't to a cheeseout last night..' 'Oh.. (hands over the panadol)'

by Scraggg September 23, 2010