string cheese ass

When a chick straight moons you, and her tampon string is all chillin' like woah!

I was about to hit that shit, then she bent over and all I saw was that string cheese ass!

by Grizznix March 22, 2014

String Cheese Incident

A piss poor "jam band" from colorado that has created a following of loser hippie fucks the likes of which has not seen since the waning days of the grateful dead. this once talented bluegrass band has truly pissed in down the right right leg and shit down the left in an attempt to become a brainwashing techno/trance/molly popping/hippie cultivating machine. Once good music has since been replaced by repetitive bass lines, synthesizers and electric drum machines with the hopes of creating the largest following of mindlessness ever.

The String Cheese Incident raped my dog on their way to the show tonight.

by Cheese Hater December 3, 2005

string cheese incident

one of the worst bands to have crossed the jamband scene and the music scene in general.

also known as the String Cheese ACCIDENT

Shitty music = String Cheese Incident

by Mother fuckin' P.I.M.P December 20, 2006

String Cheese Incident

weak cover band. Folk/jam genre loved by junior-high stoner wannabes.

emo girl: wahh my family sux
emo boy: wahh i dont luv the world
emo girl: lets steal my deadbeat mom's ciggs, pretend to smoke them and listen to String Cheese Incident!

by DENCHtheMAN August 24, 2005

rotten string cheese tampon

used to describe only the most undescribable smells eminated from a woman.

oh god she smells like a rotten string cheese tampon that was left out in the sun all day just nasty.

by J D Martin April 16, 2008

Cheese String

Sticks of cheese that can to be peeled into strings. Usually mozzarella. Can refer to the cheese stick either in its entirety, or to the strings that are peeled from said stick.

No one calls it “cheese string”. Everyone calls it string cheese.

But what if you can literally peel the cheese into strings?

No. No one calls it cheese string.

by Stashish July 22, 2025

String Cheese

When a woman shits her self in a thong and the poop splits in the pants giving the apperance of String Cheese

Did you hear Martha String Cheesed herself?

by BIGGBOIIJOHN February 26, 2021