cheesy poofs

A fictional brand of cheese-flavoured snack, eaten by South Park kid Eric Cartman.

"Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!"

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

Cheesy Western

1. An immaculate creation in which an ordinary cheeseburger is made amazing by adding a fried egg, onions, and pickles.

2. Proof that God exists.

3. Signature fare of the Texas Tavern

I prayed to God asking for proof of his existence, and a cheesy western appeared in my hand.

by CapnPlanet32 October 20, 2008

Cheeky Wank

British slang for jerking off (aka squeezing the snake).

She did not want to have sex, instead she sent me out for a cheeky wank.

by Big Sexy 4 March 3, 2010

cheeky ned

n. A particular breed of ned or chav who, instead of being plain aggressive and threatening, is full of bravado and chooses instead to shout witticisms at passers-by. Favourites include:
"show's yer fanny!" ("could I please see your vagina?")
"gie's a gobble!" ("would you please perform oral sex on me?")
"we arra peepell!" (chanted throughout Glasgow housing estates whenever Rangers win the league - "we are the people?" God knows what it means)

Cheeky neds are more very curious, constantly asking you what you are doing or looking at and wondering if you'd care to duel.

Cheeky ned (at bus stop at 2 in the morning with bottle of Buckfast) : Whit you lookin' at?
Passer-by: Eh, nothing really. Straight ahead mostly.
Cheeky ned: Whit? Whit you daein'?
Passer-by: What am I doing? Going home. Why?
Cheeky ned: Whit? Who you talkin' tae?
Passer-by: I was under the impression I was talking to you.
Cheeky ned: Aw, whit man! You're gettin pure do'ed!
Passer-by: I hope your cigarette ash lands on your tracksuit.

by Terry Deary June 2, 2005

Et Cheesy

A language you can pretend your dog speaks in. Depending on their emotions your tone should change when you use the word.

Someone who hits you for no reason all of the time.

When my teacher asked me how I describe my brother, I tell them that he's a Et cheesy for hitting first no reason

by Et Cheesy November 3, 2020

Cheesy Bug

The Gravesend term for "woodlouse"

Mate, my garden's full of thoes cheesy bugs

by JoStar:: August 23, 2009

Cheeky Pint

An impromptu pint of beer, unplanned and executed in between or after existing obligations, the having of which is often later denied.

'Pint' is often substituted with the intended volume of Cheekys to be consumed, or dropped completely when used in an informal, familiar environment.

Fancy a Cheeky Pint?

Let's go for a Cheeky.

It's 3 o'clock, time for a Cheeky Six.

by Tumeke Jones October 24, 2008