chavín 

the true definition of the sun if there ever was one. Chavín's have the biggest smile and warmest hugs that existed. the human incarnation of a cinnamon roll, chavín's bring positivity, laughter, comfort, anything-else-that-is-wonderful-in-this-multiverse. if you ever come across a chavín consider your lives improved.

hey i heard you had a bad day

yeah but i saw chavín and now it's completely turned around

chavín by notarory June 17, 2023

Chavín 

Chavín is bound to show up and show out for all people he meets. Chavín's are people to hold onto, but are people that are going places. He is incredibly talented and one that should be supported. He's understanding, caring, and cultured, with boundless knowledge of art and sophistication. He refuses to leave any sould behind, and will go the distance to bring them back. Chavín is incredible, and is always growing.

Chavín is amazing.

Chavín by Vinnnnnnnnnnnnnn June 17, 2023

chauvin 

Fecal particles splashed onto the upper toilet bowl following explosive diarrhea. Commonly related to excessive pork consumption. Akin to former Minneapolis Police Officer Derek Chauvin’s likeness.

Please double flush to remove Chauvin from the toilet bowl.

chauvin by bribee November 16, 2020

Derek Chauvin 

The real world version of Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker

If it weren’t for Derek Chauvin people wouldn’t be rioting

Derek Chauvin by SaggyNagy December 18, 2020

Derek Chauvin 

The dickhead who murdered George Floyd and made all cops look like racist assholes when they, in fact, are not. He killed George Floyd on May 25, 2020, and was charged and arrested a week later. After spending 4 months in state prison, he was released on October 7 after posting a $1 million dollar bond. He is set to stand trial in March of 2021, but in all likelihood the case will be delayed now that he’s out on bail.

Do I think he’s racist? No. He married an Asian woman. I think he did the killing just because he was sick of dealing with crackheads. Again, not justifying or downplaying, just my inference. He’s still a murderer. Nonetheless, he’s a free man (at least for now)

Did anyone else hear that Derek Chauvin was released from prison?

Derek Chauvin by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 7, 2020

derek chauvin 

Inventor of blockchain technologies. Coined the term, "cryptocurrency" and coded the algorithm behind bitcoin.

Guy 1: Boy do I appreciate the supreme value of the blockchain. This cryptocurrency is truly revolutionizing the way in which we conduct economic activities!

Guy 2: Ah, so you're a Chauvinite, a true man of taste I see!

derek chauvin

derek chauvin by Empomyar-Yort Expaysom III November 28, 2021

Chauvin 

A useless piece of southern fried dipshit. Frequents craigslist for m4m encounters. Fierce anal warts.

That guy is sure a Chauvin for not showing up to work and claiming to be "under the weather" after drinking a bottle of tequila the night before.

He is sure being a Chauvin with that fat wang in his mouth.

It is a Chauvin tradition to toss your salad.

The predator on Datline NBC is sure a Chauvin for trying to molest young boys.

Chauvin by thetotallynongaystalkingyouontheinternet May 15, 2008