by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 04, 2006
hang around in parks smoking, think there realy hard and act like there from london
al chavs should b taken outside and shot !
al chavs should b taken outside and shot !
by claire sherwood July 14, 2004
dirty little fuckwitts who plague our streets like a virus. they are the equivellent of a scab coz you pick them off and they always come back. you should host the worlds largest free burberry sale wait till there all in location and bomb the fucking lot of them "for cold booded murder of the english tongue" aiit boi!!!! chavettes must get help pulling that hair back there is only one time to tuck your socks in that is ridding a bike not every day so sad fucks get the hint britan hates you die die die!
OLD MAN "would you mind moving as i need to park my car
GANG OF CHAVS "aiight fuck it we is movin anyway
COCKY CHAV (wants to be admired by fellow chavettes)"fuckin old prick, fool
OLD MAN "what was that boy
COCKY CHAV "nuffin"
OLD MAN "diddent think so
COCKY CHAV "CUNT!" leg it!
OLD MAN "fucking chavs"
GANG OF CHAVS "aiight fuck it we is movin anyway
COCKY CHAV (wants to be admired by fellow chavettes)"fuckin old prick, fool
OLD MAN "what was that boy
COCKY CHAV "nuffin"
OLD MAN "diddent think so
COCKY CHAV "CUNT!" leg it!
OLD MAN "fucking chavs"
by carlito0207 June 22, 2007
chavs are people who wear trackies and named clothes,and the girls wear big fake gold earings they all have an attitude problem and need to have a good punch round their faces
omg i fuking hate them cause there not like me cause i think im so good wwhen really im a bag of sh**
by holly March 03, 2005
by RealBlackGirl Sick of chavs insulting our culture. October 17, 2006
well what can i say i dont need to tell people what a chav is BEX and GEM are doing just fine telling people what a chav is they are the scum yes SCUM of the earth i mean whats wrong with skaters and guitar playing and what s wrong with what we wear?
a Chav= bex and gem i mean we fucking hate you two retarded fucked up chavs i mean look at your self just look at your self you minging biatches
by chav hater February 15, 2004
A typical male chav-
Hair scraped back or spiked up.
Socks tucked into tracksuit bottoms.
Wears lacoste, and/or fred perry, etc.
Wears rings on every finger.
Smokes and drinks WKD.
A typical female chav-
Has fake blonde hair.
Fake Tan.
Wears to much make-up.
When they bend over you will see a trashy thong.
Wears same brands as male chavs.
Tucks trousers into 'Ugg' Boots.
Sleeps around.
Smokes.
Probably has a baby or 3 by the age of 17.
Chavs don't speak like normal human beings, they say word like 'laa,' 'ked,' 'mert,' 'solid,' 'rocky,' and my personal fave 'init,'.
They hang out at mcdonals in large groups, and shout abuse at pensioners, loners, or 'emos'.
There is a 5 on 1 rule with chavs, they will only, (in chav words.) 'Start on you,' if your on your own. And most of the time they shout at you and just walk off like a bunch of pussy faces.
Hair scraped back or spiked up.
Socks tucked into tracksuit bottoms.
Wears lacoste, and/or fred perry, etc.
Wears rings on every finger.
Smokes and drinks WKD.
A typical female chav-
Has fake blonde hair.
Fake Tan.
Wears to much make-up.
When they bend over you will see a trashy thong.
Wears same brands as male chavs.
Tucks trousers into 'Ugg' Boots.
Sleeps around.
Smokes.
Probably has a baby or 3 by the age of 17.
Chavs don't speak like normal human beings, they say word like 'laa,' 'ked,' 'mert,' 'solid,' 'rocky,' and my personal fave 'init,'.
They hang out at mcdonals in large groups, and shout abuse at pensioners, loners, or 'emos'.
There is a 5 on 1 rule with chavs, they will only, (in chav words.) 'Start on you,' if your on your own. And most of the time they shout at you and just walk off like a bunch of pussy faces.
In a nutshell chavs are people that act all 'hard' and shouts abuse at you with a stolen traffic cone. They might even chuck their 'mcflurry.' at you if your 'hard' enough.
by Penda November 21, 2007