chardon

Small "city" in northeast Ohio. Home of the Hilltoppers.

I went to the Maple Festival in Chardon.. it's the only exciting thing they have.

by anonymous November 9, 2003

Chardon

Chardons the smallest most bad ass town in Ohio. People from Chardon will stick up for eachother but also kick your ass in football. TTFU. The Chardon Crazies are best at football games. People from Chardon always say that they hate living here but in reality they will never forget it and probably will come back. The community is over run with pizza places and there's an endless supply of maple syrup. There was also a shooting at their highschool which brought the community closer than ever. The good thing about Chardon is that it's small enough that everyone knows eachother and that makes it a family. When you are from chardon you don't just "live" there you are apart of the family. Everyone has eachothers backs and that's what makes Chardon Chardon. If you ever go through Ohio definitely stop in Chardon. Just not in the winter since we get about 900 feet of snow and 0 snow days. The winters are cold but the summers are HOT. Which makes spring and fall the perfect temperatures. In the spring there is the Maple Festival and in the end of summer is the fair. Both are extremely fun and good chances to get fat on fried food. Basically, Chardon is the coolest, awesomest, happiest, best place to be.

Example 1: "Dude did you hear Marty's from Chardon?"
"That makes him even cooler damn why can't I be from Chardon?"
Example 2: "Betty's such a good friend she's from Chardon"
"Lucky! I wish that Betty was MY friend!"

by Toppers11 August 30, 2013

Chardonnache

What you wake up with after absently consuming a bottle of Chardonnay by yourself.

This morning's Chardonnache was a reminder that I need to recycle before the cleaning crew has a chance to judge me.

by MissingV November 13, 2017

chardonnay

1) A popular varietal wine made from the eponymous cultivar of white grape. It is particularly favored by book clubs, housewives, and concerned mothers.
2) A girls' name that, in common with most names related to a kind of alcohol, probably relates to how that child was conceived (even--no, especially--in the case of teen moms).

1) After dropping the kids off at soccer practice she drove her minivan to the liquor store. She wanted to pick a good bottle of chardonnay to impress her friends that were coming over to discuss Fifty Shades of Grey.
2) Have you met my children yet? These are my daughters, Brandy, Chardonnay, and Whipped Cream Vodka.

by Weasel Dan February 16, 2015

Chardonai

Social butterfly. The girl that you can't help but be friends with. She's got style and flair and looks that kill.

That new girl over there, yeah, she's a Chardonai you should go meet her.

by Seattle in January January 19, 2011

Chardonnay

Chardonnay is an abusive female who beat up a little girl even tho she “couldn’t breathe” and then stomped on her head.

“I cant breathe” the girl wheezed before Chardonnay stomped on her head

by Rolas_ahegao December 29, 2018

Chardonanus

The act of sitting on a bottle of wine and contracting the sphincter around the cork and spin until the bottle is opened.

Hey, thanks for that bottle of wine last night, it made a great chardonanus.

by Matt "Reach Around" Zablocki April 13, 2006