capture

young single female

deekit the paps on yon capture

by berwicka May 30, 2003

Go to amsterdam and capture a beaver

Basically being completed drunk to the point of which you cannot function

Tonight I am going to go to Amsterdam and capture a beaver! It's going to be my first time getting wasted in over a month!

by dgk1704 July 6, 2010

Capture the Koala

The act of jacking off; masturbation

"The boy went to his room to capture the koala."

by Sioux08 October 9, 2008

capture the tang

To make a bet with your friends to see who will get pussey first.

Hammy: Yea sam i bet you cant capture the tang before me?
Sammygstrings: Oh yea ill bet YOU five dollars !!!

by samuelwhoooohooooo March 14, 2009

Capture the bag

Placing your bag in a spot and then running and grabbing other bags at random and bringing it back to your's. if your bag gets taken in the process you have to go after the person who took your's.
Once you have got someones bag back to your's you pick your bag back on and run around in circles shouting out that you are the champion.

If someone takes your bag and hasn't dropped there's that is an act of theft.

capture the bag.

Drop your bag on the ground and go looking for other bags.

by always:)happy November 4, 2011

Crapture

n. (Eng. crap + rapture): the phenomenon of holding in a bowel movement long enough that the urge temporarily goes away.

"Do you still have to take a dump?"
"Naw, man. Must have been taken away by the crapture."

by CrimsonMeme June 30, 2016

Captured Agency

An organization controlled by the group it is supposed to regulate.

Person 1: The hens are safe: the Federal Fox Stopping Agency (FFSA) is guarding the entire hen house.
Person 2: Um, the FFSA is a captured agency; everyone in charge there *is* a fox.

Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.

Person 2: Your hens, your choice. I'll put mine somewhere else.
Person 1: Not for long. Thanks to a new federal law, ALL hens must now be guarded by the FFSA only. If you try to put them somewhere else, the FFSA is fully authorized to eat them.

Person 2: There's your proof of a captured agency.
Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.

by LaughTrax September 19, 2021