This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.
Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.
by Craig McJohnstone January 28, 2009
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2) To put your thumb through the skin of a penis (your own or another's).
2) To put your thumb through the skin of a penis (your own or another's).
Did you hear about that kid who jerked off so hard he gave himself a chapper?
Then the bitch's nail got caught and she gave me a chapper.
Then the bitch's nail got caught and she gave me a chapper.
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refers to a person or thing that looks bad, is dirty, or out of style. Orginates from south eastern Louisiana.
That girl is so chapped.
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Get the Chony chapped mug."Chapped" is what happenes to your lips on a cold day. When your lips get dry and brittle, they are chapped.
by Antoine January 5, 2005
Get the chapped mug.Used to describe something of poor quality or make, or something that is cringe-inducing. Can apply to anything from media such as a movie, TV show, or music, to items such as food, technology, etc. Can even apply to a situation, such as a social interaction or conversation.
"Man, the visual effects in that movie were so chapped."
"Imagine Dragons' new song is so chapped."
Joe: "McDonald's got my order wrong again."
Steve: "Man, that's chapped."
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Joe: "McDonald's got my order wrong again."
Steve: "Man, that's chapped."
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