Chanpoo

Hair soap for Chinese people

Chinaman: Herro, do you haveh deh chanpoo?
Clerk: Yes, isle three.
Chinaman: Tank you.

by DatGoy1945 April 25, 2019

chahooblies

the courage to do or say something

I think he likes me but doesn't have the chahooblies to ask me out.

by marypoppins77 March 29, 2010

Chappo

A sturdy, legend of a man with indestructible brain cells. Impervious to pain, he will melt in tropical weather. When naked, is easily confused for having three legs. Can often be found in the bathroom surrounded by haze. Prefers elegant women with firm breasts and an even firmer attitude.

Hey, you're hot. If you were any hotter you'd melt like a Chappo.

by T.Heads July 10, 2010

chapocel

A frequent user and subscriber to r/ChapoTrapHouse - a commie/tankie subreddit vastly populated by edgy, pimple faced teens trying to be rebellious from the comfort of their middle class bedrooms. Chapocels are hardline Marxists and Stalinists who also vehemently support Bernie Sanders and can't meme to save their lives. Think that nature is oppressing them and everything should be free, including mandatory government allocated vagina.

The suffix -cel refers to incel - an involuntary celibate individual (usually male) that can't get laid even by paying hookers.

In short, a chapocel is a commie incel that has failed at life.

Bro 1: Hey look at these homeless crackheads on the corner protesting something

Bro 2: Nah bro, that's just a bunch of chapocels demanding free shit because they're too lazy to get a job

by yourmomsboyfriend March 18, 2020

El Chapo

The biggest pussy on Earth. Also known as Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera.

Person 1: Fuck El chapo

person 2: Fuck that dworf lookin ass mf

by Real life gangsta $ December 6, 2021

chapo trap house

Chapo Trap House is an American politics and humor podcast founded in March 2016 and hosted by Will Menaker, Matt Christman, Felix Biederman, Amber A'Lee Frost, Virgil Texas and Brendan James. The show is closely identified with the Dirtbag Left, a term coined by Frost to refer to a style of left-wing politics that eschews civility-for-its-own-sake in favor of subversive, populist vulgarity.

chapo trap house is a leftist podcast

by PediPipita October 24, 2017

chipoon

When a tortilla chip, or other sharp chip, goes astray and stabs you in the mouth.

Shit! I just got a chipoon to the roof of my mouth, I think it's still stuck in there!

by Thom Blythe January 11, 2007