Champagning

Champagning is the act of jerking off until the point of near ejaculation. The jerker then swiftly places their thumb over the tip, causing the load to spray like champagne.

Man one: ‘Nice haircut’
Man two: ‘Thanks. I think I’m going to do some Champagning tonight.’

by BrownEggsWithCheese March 16, 2022

Champagning

Getting the tip of your schlong (peepee) removed

champagning
Tom: hey man did you hear about what happened to Raphael?
Joe: yeah...heard he got champagned, popped open like a cork bottle

by champaningqueen69 June 16, 2022

clapaganaherpacephalitis

Its Chlamydia, ghonerea,herpes, Syphilis, Hepatitis all in one

That girl I slept with lats night had clapaganaherpacephalitis

by Wingdoodles August 6, 2023

Crapaging

Roy Weisz, a South African copywriter has coined "crapaging"as a word to describe consumer goods that have cheap, crap packaging.

Woolworth's bread comes in crapaging.

by adweiszadvertising August 22, 2023

Crapaging

Roy Weisz a South African copywriter has coined "crapaging"as a word to describe cheap, bad packaging for consumer goods.

The bread was good but it came in crapaging.

by adweiszadvertising August 23, 2023

Chalamaine

Name for Timothee Chalamet's magnificent maine of hair.

"That guy has hair like Timothee"
"He's got the chalamaine"

by Sẽnior Soggy October 17, 2023

The Happy Chaplain

When one smells the sweet smell of ones anus while licking the twat juices thus resulting in her saying "Oh God"

She asked for the happy chaplain because the HINNY HOG was just to much...

by ArmyDitchDoc September 24, 2021