Clear Channel

The huge american conglomerate that controls what 99% of the radio stations play because they own them. This makes it hard for bands that harness a lot of talent but little money.

I would have made it big but clearchannel wouldn't play my fucking songs

by nego May 9, 2005

Commentary channel

When a person whose parents left him/her decided to dropout of highschool and use his tuition fee to buy a pc. They usually make useless drama and call them content even though it's not.

I adopted a child with a commentary channel

by Roboticlads April 22, 2022

disney Channel

A channel that always has shows with lame, repetetive plots, and will make a show or a movie every time they think of an amusing pun or any random theme (i.e. a kid who plays baseball and cooks.) Although the target audience is 9 year old girls and fruity boys of their early teens/preteens, they will not heisitate to make movies like "High School Musical" (by the way, if they wanted to make a realistic high school movie, it wouldn't be on Disney Channel, it would be on comedy central at 10:00 at night.) Every frikin month they make a new movie and use the same actors (or better yet actresses) over and over and end up turning them into crappy, anerexic pop performers with no skill who end up lasting for little over a year.
Unfortunately you can tell it will be around for a LONG time since their so rich they dont even need to show commercials that dont advertise their own things

Disney Channel writer: ever notice how if you spell "suite" it sounds like "sweet"
Other Disney Channel writer: OMFG!!!! LETS MAKE A SHOW ABOUT IT!!!

I wouldn't care about Disney Channel, if it werent for my little sisters watching it all the fucking time

by Smart, Sane, Super great April 18, 2006

changing the channel

When two exceedingly close people are talking and they change topics abruptly or speak in partial sentences but at all times know exactly what the other is talking about without losing a beat.

These two keep changing the channel but their highly attuned bat-like radar lets them stay totally in touch!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020

the weather channel

Yet another TV channel that has lost it's purpose in the pursuit of finding a larger audience with reality style, documentary crap. They no longer play weather for much of the day on the Weather Channel. Instead you get these shows about historical weather events. Finding out the forecast on the Weather Channel is about like trying to find a video on MTV.

Even when they do report the weather on TWC it is a joke. Often a two or three person job. One person will give you the south for 2 minutes and after being exhausted throws it to another anchor for the current conditions of the west.

True story: There were severe thunderstorms, hail and a tornado in my county and not a peep from the Weather Channel. TWC was playing a documentary of a tornado in Alabama that killed several people 3 years ago due to a failed warning system. Though no one died here it was still an ironic broadcast from a channel that is suppose to report the damn weather updates.

They must not pay well at the Weather Channel. There is always someone new.

by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. May 16, 2008

Disney Channel

A channel that you can't get rid of.

Disney channel is on my basic cable package and all it shows Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers. I'd might as well disconnect my cable *disconnects cables*...OMG, Hannah Montana is on So You Think You Can Dance!!!

by kyle 230 August 9, 2009

same bat-time, same bat-channel

at the end of the 1960s live-action (adam-west) batman tv show, an announcer would tease the forthcoming episode (that resolved any cliffhangars) with the comment: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK. SAME BAT-TIME, SAME BAT-CHANNEL. nowadays it is used to affectionately tell someone that you will see them soon, particularly at a regular-time/place.

cant wait to see you for sci-fi-friday. same bat-time, same bat-channel.

by hfelton September 12, 2008