Weather channeling is an easy, last-effort move used to get out of sleeping with someone when they're already in your bed:

Step 1: Once in bed, turn on The Weather Channel.
Step 2: Roll over and fall asleep without warning.
Step 3: If asked about this later, deny having used it as a technique by saying: a) "I barely remember it!" OR b) "I was just so tired!" Then quickly changing the subject.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods