chaise lounge

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Use this if you do NOT know what you are saying.
A term used by wannabes to try to look intelligent.
The term is 'chaise longue.' French for 'long chair.' Not LOUNGE chair. Although similar in spelling. Not similar enough for intelligent people.

Jim: "Beth, bring me a Corona; I'll be out back in the 'chaise lounge.'"

Beth: "It is 'chaise longue' you moron; get your own BEER and get me a real BEER...a CANADIAN! Man bitch!"

by psiscott May 2, 2006

kirishimashair.gel(Chaise)

kirishimashair.gel or Chaise, owns a tik tok account and uses any pronouns. Their recent post is about their dog taking a fat shit on the grass(which the video is now removed). They can be a lil scary and rude sometimes BUT they are also sometimes sweet and nice. It depends on the situation or how you act around them. But overall they have a funny personality <3

(Chaise) is on the case!
kirishimashair.gel(Chaise) is in a throuple relationship.

by ymx1r June 4, 2021

Chaired

Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives

Aldo was so pissed we chaired him at the pub

by Aldoism October 2, 2016

Trip while being chased by zombies

The act of tripping the nearest person running alongside you while being chased by zombies to stall enough time for you to keep running away from utter doom

Person 1: Dude, where's Johnny? I thought he was with you.
Person 2: We were running away, but the zombies were catching up, so I had him trip while being chased by zombies. It gave me enough time to get here.

by Crest Rayleonard December 2, 2010

chasediesel

Being Hercules like, to become indestructible, unstoppable, massive, pertaining to immortal beings.

Time to hit the gym to get chasediesel.

by S.LO92 November 27, 2013

chrised it

Chrised it: When Chris fails to recognize that he is currently the holder of the spliff and proceeds to let it go out, resulting C uproar amongst the group upon discovery that Chris, yet again, has let the spliff go out. AGAIN. He bloody well Chrised it!

Nick: Is the spliff gone?
Chris: Errr...
Stuart: Did you let it go out _again_?
Chris: ... Ooops... Chrised it!
All: Ahhhh, he fucking Chrised it!!

by Border Collier July 4, 2019

Chaired

When you get super faded then go eat some munchies, sit on a chair and bust a fat load and then go to sleep.

Bro got so chaired last night

by Bob Henry The Goat November 8, 2020