cletus

Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel. Britney Spears' husband. Inbred cracker white trash with money.

Kevin Federline is a right Cletus. Now he lives in a fine-ass triplewide!

by VegasRudeBoy September 26, 2005

Cletus Weefee

Some fucking moron with a crack addiction who sells faulty routers

That sister fucking dip fuck Cletus weefee just gave me a microwave with glue in it

by Sosig April 9, 2020

Damn It Cletus

When your friend Madison says something stupid

Her: When did you move in this class
Me: Damn It Cletus

by 📱🍵 February 24, 2020

cletus

a charicter on The Simpsons

cletus: i got 300 of them coopons

by Brian January 24, 2004

citus

A very horny person who can't get enough and keeps asking for more even when u think you have satisfied their needs they still go around wanting more pleasure.

Hey I asked this guy to hook up and he said k and after awhile he said do you wanna do it with our clothes off, what a citus

by Really why ask for more March 7, 2017

cytus

1. A game that was the original home for the popular 'freedom dive' song.
2. A place where your phone or tablet fucked up because of tapping too much

Cytus player: hey! Wanna try this game?
Normal guy: lemme try.
(A few moments later)
Normal guy: shit, i failed.

by Nisaharie September 25, 2018

COTUS

Acronym for Center of the Universe Syndrome.

On a crowded sidewalk, she just stopped dead in her tracks, with no thought for anyone around or behind her, to answer her cell phone. What a COTUS!

He spent 15 minutes at the drive thru window, just chatting away, not the least bit concerned with those of us who only have an hour for lunch. He's suffering from a serious COTUS.

by tribblemaker January 28, 2013