cellulite

That rippling snot-consistency stuff that your mother is constantly talking about removing.

Fo shizzle, dude... Your mom's ass would look tight if it wasn't for that big blotch of cottage cheese cellulite on her thighs.

by Dabuek August 12, 2004

culturized

To be like de-culturized or somehting

They all got de-culturized when they came to america

by Kyle May 7, 2004

cellulite ocean

Someone who has so much cellulite that it jiggles and undulates like the ocean.

I was fucking your mom but before I came i drowned in her "cellulite ocean".

by Mombanger March 10, 2008

Cellulite

The fatness on legs that hangs over when you are over the limit

DAMNNN look at that bitches cellulite

by Nicky T March 19, 2003

Cellulite

Ok I know cellulite is a natural thing that occurs in all women even the thin ones, but man tbh it's a bit off-putting. I don't wanna body shame, but if I had a say, I personally would prefer a girl to cover that using a cream or concealer or smth, anything to hide it. Of course totally up to the girl and I respect their body and wouldn't want to. Sorry.

Me: Tbh im not really into the girl you showed me. Her cellulite is a bit off-putting, no offense.
Tyler: Dude, you realize how shallow that sounds right?
Me: Yea I know, sorry. I'm not like opposed to it or anything, but if imma be 100% truthful I don't like the look of it. Of course I will respect any girl regardless and won't ever complain about it. That would be a shitty thing to do and I would never want a girl to think something is wrong with them
Tyler: Fucking simp.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 28, 2021

cellularize me

It means to call someone on their cell phone.

Jillian's away message read "cellularize me" so I called her cell phone.

by jillibean8471 July 13, 2006

cellulitey

gross and saggy

kate boggs has a cellulitey butt

by badass89098 May 9, 2010