ignore celebrities day

on december 10th we will be ignoring celebrities because why the hell not. so basically we don’t like their post or any content they post

guy 1: hey u heard it’s ignore celebrities day today?
guy 2: damn really i just like kylies new post

guy 1: then unlike it dumbass

by heyyoubeyterlikethisrn December 7, 2020

Dangerously Thin Celebrities

The greatest band in the entire world. American rock band who got their start in Northern Italy.
Term used when refering to the greatest band of all time.

person 1: I'm going to a concert tonight.
person 2: Who are you going to see?
person 1: The Dangerously Thin Celebrities!
person 2: NO WAY! Aren't they the GREATEST BAND in the world!?!
person 1: Yes, yes they are.

by InfamousMessiah June 18, 2010

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

That guy we found in that discord server, made out of cheese. Pointless like biker rails.
Blake Lands. Tyler Cho. James Koch. My best friend Jim.
I just broke those rules and I bet you this will not be rejected

UD:We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
Every single definition: No.

by thebananaman May 12, 2023

Celebritism

A devastating social disorder where a person wants to achieve celebrity without any work. Symptoms present themselves in: the desire to be famous (or becoming famous) for doing absolutely nothing, entitlement issues, excessive Twitter activity; amassing an army of facebook friends for no particular purpose (i.e. showingcasing one's art, reel, portfolio, etc.) other than to garner attention. The sufferer is often deluded by the idea that one can be "made" a celebrity if enough people follow or friend them. Other signs of the disorder can include creating and/or "leaking" your own sex tape, public photos without underwear, inability to form or maintain genuine relationships, the title of "socialite", and rich parents who might have actually accomplished something in their lifetime.

Dr. Kibblesauce: Celebritism is becoming rampant among today's youth...a crippling disorder my research shows to have originated with Paris Hilton and mutated in Kim Kardashian. It is also closely associated with Los Angelism.

John (on Twitter): Yay! I'm up to 3442 friends on facebook!
Jane: Dude, you gotta tone down the celebritism...you only know 42 of them!

Meg (tweeting about her dog): Apparently Cherie's surgery went really well. (Thank goodness!!) She's in recovery now. #getwellsooncherie
Guy: Who the fu©k cares?? God, I wanna smack that bitch then go eat a cheeseburger.

by nearly civilized February 21, 2011

celebretard

A celebrity that appears retarded.

Usually seen coming out of an 'of the moment' bar somewhere in New York, L.A. or London at 3am in the morning and trying to appear normal for the paparazzi, instead looking like a spastic.

Most celebrities bar a few fit in to this group.

Paris Hilton looked like the celebretard she is.
Jodi Marsh came out of the bar and showed her tits in her typically celebretard style.

by Ziggystardust73 July 16, 2008

Skating with Celebrities

The downfall of civilization and all that is good in the world.

Skating with Celebrities is a bullshit Reality TV show (not suprisingly on FOX), starring skaters nobody really gives a damn about, and celebrities that are not celebrities. (Does anybody even remember Dave Coulier?)

by My name April 8, 2006

celebritard

a celebrity that acts like a retard

Sebastion Bach is a celebritard

by Sporkonio November 6, 2006