cell phone

A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.

Trust me on this one

by jon June 19, 2005

cell phone behavior

Behavior that is associated with cell phone users. Symptoms noted are talking aimlessly about nothing when conversing live with another person, deathlike appearance, selfishishness, delusions of grendeur, bleeding mouth syndrome, incurable diarhhea of the brain, "I'm so beautiful" syndrome, and "My life is so way important can't you see" syndrome.

Vrin: What happened to Sally Sue. She's in a nursing home.
Jadu: Why?
Vrin: She was permanently committed by society because of her cell phone behavior. Doc took away her cell phone. She's in restraints now and had her mouth permanently sewn shut.

by jethrojones December 12, 2007

glass cellar

The area of the workforce that women don't want to be part of, such as digging, road construction, garbage dumping, etc. as oppose to glass ceiling jobs such as, being CEO, chairman, congressman, president, and all that good stuff. Due to political correctness, it's harder for men to get most medium paying jobs, so some are stuck under the glass cellar. basically men dominate both extremes of the spectrum.

They put more cracks in the glass ceiling than they did in the glass cellar.

by smashdummies December 24, 2012

MOBIUS CELL

Where person 'A' makes a cell phone call to person 'B', gets their voice mail, begins to leave a message. Meanwhile person 'B' sees the missed call, phones person 'A' from THEIR cell, and gets person 'A's voice mail, leaving a message to call them back. meanwhile, Person 'A' finishes the message for person 'B', see's that they have missed a call from person 'B' and call them back, only to get the voice mail again, because person 'B' is doing the same... the cycle continues as long as the participants do not pause to let the other person through.

It took Jane and me forever to get out of that mobius cell until I finally just put the phone down and waited for her to call.

I'm TRYING to call to get through to them so they don't miss the highway exit, but we're stuck in this damn mobius cell!!

by mmichaell August 18, 2005

catch a cell

The act of calling someone out to fight in prison. Denying such act would therefore make you a bitch

"Catch a cell bitch" Seth said to which Matias replied "Momma didn't raise no bitch pussy"

by Holden Tudixs April 20, 2017

Cell Phone

The term the crack-heads across the street use to secretly talk about their drug or drugs. YEs, we know what you're talking about.

Katey: "Billy, where's my cell phone?"

Billy: "It's in your fucking hand you stupid bitch."

Katey: "Where's my cell phone?"

Billy: " You're fucking talking on it." (Then walks inside all angry and shit.)

Billy: (comes out, hands her something and says) "Here's your fucking cell phone!" (Bag of crack)

Katey: "It's not enough."

Then they argue for like a half an hour, then he finally says, "Bitch, HEAD SHOT! Fuck off and die!"

And they both squeal tires out of there driving in different directions.

loudest fucking neighbors ever, I swear.

by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

Calalalala

Kålålålā. A word from Ancient Greek. This is commonly used to make fun of somebody or tell them to shut the f*ck up. This word was first used by Stevie T

Ignorant person; “Your music sucks! Ugh!”
You; ”Oh look at me oh calalalalala”

by yermasurda June 5, 2020