ceebs

derived from the meaning "cbf" - meaning cant be fucked.

person one: hey wanna go out somewhere?
person two: phft ceebs.

by KASSissuchaparawhore. June 20, 2009

ceebur

Nickname for the line of Honda CBR sportbikes.

Suzuki Rider: My Gixxer is terrible against your Ceebur.
Honda Rider: *wails on guitar*

by All-is-on-feelit September 19, 2007

Ceebzed

The past tense to 'ceebz'. A variation on cbf or cbb
(can't be bothered) but as couldn't be bothered

1. Fatima- Hey did you go to Bobbo's party?

Rafflley- Nah Broz, i ceebzed

2. Joffa- Yo, did you feed my cat last night while I was asleep?

Chaz- Uh sorry, I ceebzed

by Lalalaz February 10, 2010

ceebulosis

When your not bothered/fucked to do anything

Person1: Wanna come over and finish our assignment

Person2: No bro, I think i've come down with ceebulosis

by Matebroman March 19, 2014

Ceebs

An illness, often contracted around exam time, test revision, or when assignments are due. Having the ceebs is contagious, and only a very few and select students have immune systems that defend themselves against the ceebs.

Ian: This math assignment on the radius of bubbles is due tomorrow. Why have none of you started?

Student: Because we have the ceebs!

Student 2: I've had the ceebs all week.

Student 3: UGGH CEEEBBS.

Student 4: I'm going to update my facebook status to say 'I CAN'T WORK, BECAUSE I HAVE THE CEEBS.'

by bleugh! November 26, 2010

ceeber

someone who cant be bothered to do anything.

derrived from ceeb (cant be arsed - CBA - ceeb)

Man 1 : I really dont want to pick my child up from nursery, she can walk.

Man 2 : Gah! you're such a ceeber

Man 1 : i know, i might go once ive rolled my juicy foot long spliff.

Man 2 : dude, you're such a ceebing ceeber

by Dave-Shiddew June 25, 2009

ceebasaurus

when you really really can't be fucked doing something. it's an extention of "cbf" or "ceebs"

ceebasaurus is to the "ceebs" world what the dinosaur is to the animal world, the biggest!

it's the biggest ceebs you can get, use it wisely

must only be used when you really really can't be fucked, you can't just randomly say it whenever you want. it has to be worthy

"ceebasaurus fixing the 100 holes in the roof, I'll do it tomorrow"

by Hosky May 1, 2010