Shy cocks

Cocks that are timid or afraid to be seen by anyone other than their owner.

Jim and John really have some shy cocks.

by sheshkable March 16, 2009

cockshit

something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit

Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.

by Carly July 2, 2003

Cockscotch

When a bitch jumps from dick to dick

She had so many boyfriends, that bitch just be playing cockscotch.

by Knuckleup August 29, 2016

Cockshit

A person who can't do the most simple of tasks and is easily the stupidest person in a two mile radius. Usually uses words like, bro, woah, and dude.

*indian accent* Oh yes, craig is a cockshit.

by Volleyballwhore69 July 1, 2017

Cocksabad

An individual who is willing to literally suck the penis of their political party's leader.

Fred: That Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to suck Donald Trump's cock so bad!

Tom: Yes Fred, she is quite the cocksabad!

by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

stripes over checks

When someone prefers the brand Adidas over Nike. Adidas is commonly known as 'the brand with three stripes' given that most logos contain 3 oblique stripes, while Nike is known for its 'swoosh' logo which looks like a check mark.

Brandon: 'Yo, I got you this really cool Adidas sweatshirt for your birthday!'
Chad: 'Thanks man, you know I'm all about stripes over checks!'

by fatduck65 June 8, 2019

checksnorter

A person whose very first action after getting paid is to snort whatever recreational drug they can get their hands on and not stop until the funds are gone.

There’s no way that checksnorter can even have a bank account, there would be nothing in it.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018