electronic castration

The removal of all electronic type items from a teenagers life.

My teenager refuses to take out the garbage unless I threaten him with electronic castration.

by mommylovesteens March 11, 2012

citation circle

A group of academics who exclusively cite each other and nobody else.

Rare in science, but surprisingly common in arts and humanities.

Mary's research on sexuality in Victorian times ran into a snag when she hit a citation circle and couldn't get out.

by Darth Ridley January 6, 2007

Self-castration

The act of removing one's own testes, normally caused by overexposure to emasculating content.

Shane performed a self-castration after watching "twilight".

by Dr. Skinner April 19, 2010

Citation Needed

What you say to some dumbass motherfucker when he pulls some stupid shit out of his ass. Comes from Wikipedia.

Ben: The Sikhs control all the worlds corn.

Jack: Citation needed.

by Ganondox September 24, 2017

Castration

Method of male sterilisation in which the testicles are removed by means of a pair of toenail clippers or other such device.

"AAAAAAAAARGH!!!" "Hold still!"

by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004

catatonic

One who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. You could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.

Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.

Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.

"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"

"Um.... I am The One!"

by Comrade Dmitri March 12, 2004

Carnation

the cheaper, overlooked cousin to the Rose; its colors play a large role in its meaning; also known as "the common man's rose"

"What the hell, man...I said ROSES you idiot!"
"Hey, the lady told me they were. So...they're not supposed to look like that...?"
"What do you think! Those are carnations!"

by Xelan Ikase February 16, 2013